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Old 02-05-2006, 09:21 PM  
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We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:22 PM   #2
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:23 PM   #3
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We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can by a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:23 PM   #4
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:23 PM   #5
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:24 PM   #6
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Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:25 PM   #7
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We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can by a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:25 PM   #8
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:25 PM   #9
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:27 PM   #10
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:28 PM   #11
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:30 PM   #13
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Anal sex is exactly what she's looking for. So to get back at her, I'll just give her boring missionary sex instead. Then to really punish her, I won't let her have our usual threesome with the Polynesian neighbor chick this week.
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:12 PM   #14
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:15 PM   #15
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