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Old 01-10-2007, 12:48 PM  
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Chiefs Jokes Redrum's Mom emailed me...
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:53 PM   #2
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Triple repost in the last 24 hours but I'll give you a break because you do let me use the coolest avatar on the board.
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:54 PM   #3
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I think they're much funnier this time around.

Thanks for posting, Mr. Ari Chi3fs.

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Old 01-10-2007, 02:13 PM   #4
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heh, since the Chiefs playoff debachle, i have spent like 20 minutes total here. heh.

Sorry, ya'll.
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:31 PM   #5
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This one is really making the rounds..... I've seen it here 3 or 4 times.... and I've gotten it e-mailed to me about 7 times...
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:11 PM   #6
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