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Old 03-14-2007, 12:17 PM  
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Monsterous Man Eating Turkey Attacks SUV
Woman injured when SUV hits turkey in KCK

Authorities took a 35-year-old Manhattan, Kan., woman to a hospital this morning after the sport utility vehicle she was driving struck a turkey in Kansas City, Kan.

Cecilia J. Russell was northbound on Interstate 435 about 9:15 a.m. when she hit the bird just north of Leavenworth Road.

Russell was wearing a seatbelt. The extent of her injuries was not immediately available.

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Old 03-14-2007, 12:22 PM   #2
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This happened to my grandparents once - goddamn thing crashed through the windshield and landed right between them.

But it apparently made for a very tasty dinner later.
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:23 PM   #3
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:25 PM   #4
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:27 PM   #5
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Turkey buzzards can cause some damage as well. If only they had enough sense to drag the dead meat off the road
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:31 PM   #6
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And in related news..WKRP in Cinncinnati claims they thought turkeys could fly....
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:40 PM   #7
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:55 PM   #9
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I'll do my part to save mankind by adorning myself in a 3D camoflage cape and stuffing a broadhead through the neck of one of these tofurkeys in April.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:01 PM   #10
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I hate it when Wild Turkeys interfere with my ability to drive..



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Old 03-14-2007, 01:08 PM   #11
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You hunt turkey with a bow?

I've only time I ever saw anyone hunt turkey with a bow was on Ted Nugent video.

It's hard enough hunting them bastards with a shotgun more or less getting a neck shot with a bow! Then again I would be pumped up and have the jitters to much to bow hunt ANYTHING!
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I'm debating about buying into the newest turkey by bow fad....

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Old 03-14-2007, 01:29 PM   #15
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Maybe the next generation SUV's will have these installed.....
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