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kcgizmo · 12-31-2007, 06:07 PM

I have been on this board for a couple of years mostly just reading the post. I can see that there is a lot of good minds here when it comes to football. So I must ask, excluding Payton Manning and Tom Brady who are the top 5 NFL QB'S in the league right now and how do they compare to Brodie in there first two years? Please consider draft position and the intangibles of these QB'S. I honestly am just wondering, with all the talk about Brodie going on right now if he really has the right stuff to be a franchise QB

Thanks in advance for the comments

el borracho · 12-31-2007, 06:08 PM

Favre and Palmer and Romo

**Rain Man** · 12-31-2007, 06:08 PM

Let me be your first formal contact with Chiefsplanet. Like Squanto, I will teach you to fish and to grow corn.

BigVE · 12-31-2007, 06:10 PM

In no particular order: Favre is still up there, Hasselbeck, Brees, Palmer, Romo and based on POTENTIAL I would say Cutler. Not that many TOP flight QB's around anymore.

**Rain Man** · 12-31-2007, 06:14 PM

This is a tougher question than I would expect. I figure that Carson Palmer is up there, and Favre (still) and maybe still McNabb. I've always liked McNabb.

WestCoastReggie · 12-31-2007, 06:24 PM

Peyton Manning

Year: 1998
Games Started 16
TD 26
INT 28
Rating 71.2
Record 3-13

Brodie Croyle

Year: 2007
Games Started 6
TD 6
INT 6
Rating 69.9
Record 0-6

BigVE · 12-31-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

This is a tougher question than I would expect. I figure that Carson Palmer is up there, and Favre (still) and maybe still McNabb. I've always liked McNabb.

Eh, forgot about McNabb. I would put him in that group I guess. I would be TOTALLY happy if he came to KC next year.

WestCoastReggie · 12-31-2007, 06:27 PM

The only thing that concerns me is how Herm puts Brodie on such a leash.

It doesn't allow him to play to his full potential.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-31-2007, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WestCoastReggie

Peyton Manning

Year: 1998
Games Started 16
TD 26
INT 28
Rating 71.2
Record 3-13

Brodie Croyle

Year: 2007
Games Started 6
TD 6
INT 6
Rating 69.9
Record 0-6

He was on pace to out play Peyton during his rookie year. We've got ourselves the next messiah of the qb position. Stats don't lie.

**cdcox** · 12-31-2007, 08:41 PM

Decent read on the current state of QBs in the league.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...simmons/071221

Lamenting our national arms crisis
By Bill Simmons
Page 2
(Archive | Contact)
Updated: December 21, 2007, 4:54 PM ET

Toiling away on a cross-country flight Wednesday afternoon, I missed the beginning of our in-flight movie because I was too busy staring in disbelief at the USA Today sports section. Spilled across its first page? A collage of head shots of the 60 quarterbacks who have started an NFL game this season.

That's right, 60 quarterbacks.

Here's the real problem: Once defensive players became impossibly fast and impossibly strong, not only did QBs start getting injured all the time, but those slow-moving, brainy, coach-on-the-field quarterbacks were rendered obsolete. In the late-1980s, you could win 10 games with Bernie Kosar; in the late-2000s, you'd have to put a bull's-eye on his jersey and customize his own stretcher. Throw in four expansion teams and the number of (Cleo) lemons has apparently tripled. Just look at the quality QBs in 1990: Marino, Kelly, Elway, Montana, Esiason, Cunningham, Simms, Everett, Aikman, Rypien, Moon, DeBerg, Gannon, Harbaugh, Kosar, Krieg, Majkowski, O'Brien, Schroeder, plus two backups (Young and Reich). Any of those guys could have won 10-plus games if they were surrounded by good players.

Well, how many QBs could you say that about now? Ten? Twelve? When Todd Collins and Shaun Hill carried underdogs to victory in two nationally televised games last weekend, nobody was shocked because the sheer volume of lousy quarterbacks increases the chance two unknowns could play well in any given week. For instance, if you double on a 17 with an ace showing, it's an indefensible decision, but if you make that same decision 20 times over the course of the day, you'll win three hands thanks to Lady Luck. Would you win money in the long run with that move? Of course not. Same for winning money with Collins or King on TV. Yeah, you can do it -- but if you keep trying it, you'll go broke.

Anyway, I spent a good 10 minutes staring at the 2007 QB collage, then another 10 minutes writing down one of five letter grades under each picture (A, B, C, D or F). The final report card: four A's, six B's, 11 C's, 10 D's; eight F's; and then another 21 guys who could have either gotten D's or F's depending on how generous you were feeling. (I wasn't feeling that generous, so I handed out F's across the board. This is why I'd make a bad professor.) Then I thought, "Screw it, let's go all the way and separate these guys using tiers -- how grisly would that list look on paper?"

The answer: Really grisly. Like, grislier than all four "Saw" movies combined. Introducing the first-ever Powerless Poll for QBs:

THE FRANCHISE GUYS
Tom Brady, Peyton Manning

Comments: I thought about including Tony Romo in this group, but two things held me back: his propensity for the occasional robo-stinker (like the Buffalo and Philly games this season), and his much-ballyhooed, semi-inexplicable romance with Jessica Simpson that inspired nearly 700 "she's like Kim Basinger's character in 'The Natural'" e-mails in my mailbox last weekend.

Many of you asked why Romo would date Simpson in the first place. After all, he could date anyone he wants, and even if he's attracted to Simpson because he has a thing for top-heavy blondes -- we don't know this for sure, but I'm guessing -- he could just as easily find an equally top-heavy Texas blonde who (a) doesn't have a Svengali father who travels everywhere with her, (b) doesn't have press following her every move, (c) isn't divorced and (d) didn't become famous simply for being dumb, right?

Here's my theory, which we could call the Affleck/J-Lo Corollary: When people become famous, we think of them only as celebrities and forget they were once normal -- people like you and me -- who became normal people who were also suddenly famous. Now, fame eventually changes just about everyone, but a small part of every celebrity will always be in perpetual disbelief that they're famous and their life worked out the way they wanted it to work out. It's that small "part" that draws celebrities like Ben Affleck and J-Lo to each other. So when they started hooking up, Affleck was thinking, "Oh my God, I can't believe I'm sleeping with J-Lo!" and J-Lo was thinking, "Oh my God, I can't believe I'm sleeping with Ben Affleck!"

This is why celebrities constantly fall for one another, because they're always in disbelief they scored the other celeb. Once they become accustomed to their fame, they grow out of this little phase. But Romo became famous only 13 months ago -- it's still a whirlwind for him, and he's probably still the same guy he was when he was backing up Drew Bledsoe and making peanuts, so right now he's thinking to himself, "Omigod, I can't believe I'm dating Jessica Simpson!" and calling his buddies from college and telling them about her breasts. Meanwhile, she's thinking, "Oh my God, the quarterback of the Cowboys likes me!" and relishing the chance to get shown on TV during games. For now, they're perfect for each other. And they will definitely break up.

THE LEGEND
Brett Favre

Comments: I'm just plain terrified by the possibility of a Pats-Packers Super Bowl -- not only will 90 percent of the crowd be Packers fans, not only will the entire country be galvanized behind one team like nothing we've seen since "USA 4, USSR 3," but it will be humanly impossible for the officials to avoid secretly rooting for the Pack in that one. How could you help it? Subconsciously, wouldn't you give Green Bay every break without even knowing it? Seeing Favre carry a team to a Super Bowl title at his age, with all the miles he's carrying, would be the best Father Time-defying sports moment since Jack Nicklaus won the '86 Masters … unless you count Hulk Hogan recapturing the WWE title in 2002. Personally, I would count it. But that's just me.

THE PLAYMAKERS
Tony Romo, Drew Brees, Matt Hasselbeck, "Ben", Derek Anderson

Comments: Quality QBs who boost their teams one level and possess one specific skill that sets them apart: Three or four times per game, they can turn a negative play into a positive play by either (a) foiling a potential sack with some smart footwork and buying themselves some time, or (b) scrambling for yards when everyone is covered downfield. That's what killed Bledsoe's career as a franchise guy -- once the defenses became bigger and faster in the late '90s, he couldn't make those extra plays to keep drives going and create points from thin air. All of the guys above can do that. That's right, even you, Derek Anderson.

THE GAME SUPERVISORS
David Garrard, Jeff Garcia

Comments: I hate the phrase "game manager" because it's a nice way of saying somebody sucks. So let's call these guys "game supervisors" to differentiate them from everyone else. You wouldn't want them in a shootout, and you wouldn't want them if you didn't have a good running game and a good defense … but for those physical, grind-it-out games when you only want your QB to bring stuff to the table and take nothing off it (even if he's just bringing a couple of plates, two glasses and a fork), you're in surprisingly good hands with Garrard and Garcia. Combined, they're 19-9 right now with 28 touchdowns and six INTs. That's right, 19-9 with 28 touchdowns and six INTs. You read it correctly the first time.

THE FANTASY GUYS
Carson Palmer, Jay Cutler, Eli Manning

Comments: Self-explanatory. Out of the three, Cutler could climb higher within the next two or three years, whereas Palmer and Eli are what they are -- guys who stink half the time and cover it up with once-a-month fantasy outbursts that make it seem like they're having a solid offensive season. Ask any Giants or Bengals fan what they think of their QBs -- you'll just get a lot of head-shaking and a few swear words. By the way, these guys are the 11th-, 12th- and 13th-best QBs in the league.

THE MILD UPSIDERS
Matt Schaub, Philip Rivers, Jason Campbell

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
Marc Bulger, Donovan McNabb, Jon Kitna, Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner (in his current state), Drew Bledsoe (in absentia)

Comments: You'd never want to settle down with them, and you'd constantly disparage them to your friends … but as soon as they're not around for a week or two, you end up wishing they were around for a drunken 3 a.m. booty call. To my knowledge, nobody has ever married an FWB or won a Super Bowl with them. There's a lesson here.

THE ENIGMAS
Vince Young, Matt Leinart

Comments: Approaching the two-year anniversary of the 2006 Rose Bowl, who could have guessed the three stars (Young, Leinart and Reggie Bush) would have made less of a discernable impact COMBINED on the 2007 NFL season than Mario Williams did? Honestly, I don't know WHAT the hell is going on with Vince Young -- he has had a bigger sophomore slump than "Friday Night Lights."

While we're here, I have an answer to the Texans fans barraging the VP of Common Sense with "How do you like Mario Williams now???" e-mails: Don't you realize what happened here? Both Williams and Rudy Gay took heat heading into their drafts because they didn't seem totally motivated in college, only the events of those drafts solved those motivational issues for different reasons. In Gay's case, he thought he was going first and dropped to No. 8; in Williams' case, the Texans were skewered locally and nationally for picking him over Bush and Young. So as weird as this sounds, those slights were the best things that could have happened to them -- they supplied them with motivation that they obviously had trouble summoning from any other place. If you don't think draft-day slights can change the course of someone's career, you're crazy. Just ask Tom Brady.

THE GREAT UNKNOWNS
JaMarcus Russell, Kevin Kolb, John Beck, Aaron Rodgers, Brady Quinn

Comments: Seriously, we need ALL of these guys to make it. If I had to make Vegas odds for every possible combination here, I'd go with 35-1 for all five making it; 9-1 for four; 5-1 for three; 5-2 for two; and 1-10 for one. And if you had to rank them in order, it would go 2-1 for Rodgers, 3-1 for Kolb, 4-1 for Russell and Quinn and 15-1 for Beck. The best wager on the board is Kolb -- high-percentage numbers in college, perfect for the West Coast offense and the natural beneficiary for the Ewing Theory Eagles next season after McNabb finally leaves. I wish there was a way to wager on this.

JUST COMPETENT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU
Chad Pennington, Joey Harrington, A.J. Feeley, Kerry Collins, Jake Plummer (in absentia)

Comments: These are the "looking great for 3½ quarters until they kill you with a pick at the worst possible time" guys, as personified by Feeley's "timing pass" in the Pats-Eagles game this season. They're also the most painful QBs to have on your team because you spend an inordinate amount of time either talking yourself into them or talking yourself out of them.

Speaking of Harrington, I outdid myself with the final paragraph in the Falcons section of my 2007 NFL preview: "I believe in the '07 Falcons, I believe in Petrino … and … (gulp) … I believe that Harrington could be a half-decent quarterback in the perfect situation. I'm even willing to hinge my 2007 Sleeper Pick on it. Stranger things have happened. Yes, stranger things than Joey Harrington leading Michael Vick's old team to the playoffs while Vick watches the whole thing unfold from behind bars."

(Note: If you want to spend your weekend sifting through my archives to find a Simmons prediction that worked out worse than that one, please, break out some egg nog and have some holiday fun at my expense. Not even my Okafor/Howard prediction worked out as dreadfully as that one -- the "I believe in Petrino" part pushed it to another level.)

POTENTIALLY COMPETENT
Trent Edwards, J.P. Losman, Kellen Clemens, Kyle Boller, Matt Moore

Comments: You can't overstate the word "potentially" here. Maybe we should change that to, "If the stars completely align and a borderline miracle happens." By the way, I kind of enjoy Matt Moore's work. He's not bad. Even if I just jinxed the rest of his season by writing that, it had to be said.

TALENTED BY OSMOSIS
Matt Cassel, Jim Sorgi

Comments: I've written about comedic osmosis before -- if you spend enough time with someone who's truly funny, invariably it raises your comedic IQ because you start thinking like them and you're always in a "trying to make a funny joke" frame of mind. The same dynamic works for basketball (if you have an unselfish player such as Nash or Bird, eventually everyone else becomes unselfish), dinner conversations with multiple rich people (if one of them starts bragging about something they bought or a trip they took, eventually it will become a "who can sound more like Dan Aykroyd in the first 20 minutes of 'Trading Places'" contest) and porn (unfortunately, I'm not allowed to explain how this works in porn, although you can probably figure it out).

Anyway, Cassell and Sorgi might not have been salvageable had their careers unfolded on any other team, but don't their football IQs increase because they are caddying for Brady and Manning? Everyone says the QB position is more mental than physical -- well, name me a better mental training program for a QB than Brady College and Manning University? It's like getting your MBA from Harvard or Wharton, right? If I were running an NFL team, I would absolutely take a chance on one of those guys over any of the names you're about to read.

FLASHES OF UPSIDE, FLOODS OF DOWNSIDE
Cleo Lemon,Tarvaris Jackson, Rex Grossman, Sage Rosenfels, Brodie Croyle, Alex Smith, the McCown brothers (Josh and Luke)

Comments: I'm not sure what's more astonishing -- that Alex Smith was included in this list, or that you could argue he should be two levels lower. Also, this list actually made me laugh out loud after I typed all the names. There's something inherently funny about the group itself and the sight of "the McCown brothers" pushes it over the top. They're like the Buffer brothers, only if both of them were Bruce.

THE FORK-IN-THE-BACKERS
Steve McNair, Trent Dilfer, Damon Huard, Vinny Testaverde, Gus Frerotte, Trent Green, Daunte Culpepper, Brian Griese, Byron Leftwich

Comments: Really, it makes zero sense for any NFL team to start another season by telling its fans, "We're going into the season with (any of the above guys) as our starting QB." These guys should be finished in that capacity. Please tell me I'm right. Please. I'm begging you.

THE ONE-WEEK WONDERS
Todd Collins, Shaun Hill

Comments: Just remember, William Hung and Delores the Lunch Lady had their 15 minutes, too. Yes, I'm bitter both guys cost me money last week.

THE NO-WEEK WONDERS
Chris Redman, Kelly Holcomb, Brock Berlin, Brooks Bollinger, Chaz Frye, Quinn Gray, Kyle Orton

Comments: If the Flashes/Floods list made me laugh, then this list just makes me sad. It's almost traumatizing. Just think, ALL OF THESE GUYS started an NFL game this season. How sad it that?

THE PROVERBIAL F-MINUS
David Carr

The perfect storm of QB crappiness: Artificially heightened expectations for no good reason (the fact an NFL team once made the mistake of drafting him first overall); no discernable talents for the position unless you call "holding the ball too long" a talent; an unparalleled, jeffgeorgian ability to suck the life out of anyone who plays with him; and if that's not enough, every time he takes off his helmet, he looks like he's posing for the June 1983 cover of Tiger Beat. When Carr is playing for your favorite NFL team, you're constantly disappointed/enraged/frustrated/disgusted, only deep down, you're telling yourself, "Hey, he was the No. 1 pick, maybe he can turn it around." So even though he's better than the guys from the "No-Week Wonders" list, at least with those guys, you have no expectations going in. Carr's suckitude is crueler and more complicated. That's why he's last on the Powerless List.

Anyway, since this was such a depressing column, let's finish on an uplifting note: According to our special 2008 NFL draft section, Scouts Inc. has three QBs (Matt Ryan, Brian Brohm and Andre Woodson) ranked in the top 10; Insider Todd McShay has them going in the top 13; and even Junior Kiper's Big Board (Insider only) has all of them going in the top 20. So if two of the Brohm-Ryan-Woodson group can make it, and three of the Russell-Kolb-Beck-Rodgers-Quinn group can make it, and Young and Leinart can turn things around in Year 3, and the Schaub-Rivers-Campbell group continues to improve and everyone else in the Top 13 keeps chugging along after Favre retires, by the end of this decade, we might not be battling a QB shortage anymore, right?

Um … right?

(Come on, it's the holidays. Throw me a bone. Tell me I'm right.)

(Thank you.)

stevieray · 12-31-2007, 09:56 PM

great article cd...

I think the main reason is because the teams have taken the game away from the QB's and put it in the hands of the OC.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the most successful QB's have the abilty to audible and truly take command of the offense.

...maybe that's why we've seen the league implement rules that benefit the QB and WR.

unlurking · 12-31-2007, 10:37 PM

One of the main complaints against Brodie is that he can't throw a "touch" pass. Anyone wanna guess what QB one 2 super bowls and had that EXACT same shit thrown at him as a rookie?

PastorMikH · 12-31-2007, 11:20 PM

I think if Brodie faces the same things he faced this year he will be a bust for us.

However, give him even a mediocre OL, a competent QB coach and OC, a running game and I think he can become at least a servicable QB. If we can get him a solid QB coach that can teach him I think he could develop into a solid QB.

12-31-2007, 06:07 PM
kcgizmo Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Dallas Tx Casino cash: $9135154	First Thread I have been on this board for a couple of years mostly just reading the post. I can see that there is a lot of good minds here when it comes to football. So I must ask, excluding Payton Manning and Tom Brady who are the top 5 NFL QB'S in the league right now and how do they compare to Brodie in there first two years? Please consider draft position and the intangibles of these QB'S. I honestly am just wondering, with all the talk about Brodie going on right now if he really has the right stuff to be a franchise QB Thanks in advance for the comments
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el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $5969148	Favre and Palmer and Romo
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BigVE Veteran Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: centralKs Casino cash: $10005250	In no particular order: Favre is still up there, Hasselbeck, Brees, Palmer, Romo and based on POTENTIAL I would say Cutler. Not that many TOP flight QB's around anymore. __________________ Meh.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2888491 VARSITY	This is a tougher question than I would expect. I figure that Carson Palmer is up there, and Favre (still) and maybe still McNabb. I've always liked McNabb. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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WestCoastReggie Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Peyton Manning Year: 1998 Games Started 16 TD 26 INT 28 Rating 71.2 Record 3-13 Brodie Croyle Year: 2007 Games Started 6 TD 6 INT 6 Rating 69.9 Record 0-6
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WestCoastReggie Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	The only thing that concerns me is how Herm puts Brodie on such a leash. It doesn't allow him to play to his full potential.
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cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $2101769	Decent read on the current state of QBs in the league. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...simmons/071221 Lamenting our national arms crisis By Bill Simmons Page 2 (Archive \| Contact) Updated: December 21, 2007, 4:54 PM ET Toiling away on a cross-country flight Wednesday afternoon, I missed the beginning of our in-flight movie because I was too busy staring in disbelief at the USA Today sports section. Spilled across its first page? A collage of head shots of the 60 quarterbacks who have started an NFL game this season. That's right, 60 quarterbacks. Here's the real problem: Once defensive players became impossibly fast and impossibly strong, not only did QBs start getting injured all the time, but those slow-moving, brainy, coach-on-the-field quarterbacks were rendered obsolete. In the late-1980s, you could win 10 games with Bernie Kosar; in the late-2000s, you'd have to put a bull's-eye on his jersey and customize his own stretcher. Throw in four expansion teams and the number of (Cleo) lemons has apparently tripled. Just look at the quality QBs in 1990: Marino, Kelly, Elway, Montana, Esiason, Cunningham, Simms, Everett, Aikman, Rypien, Moon, DeBerg, Gannon, Harbaugh, Kosar, Krieg, Majkowski, O'Brien, Schroeder, plus two backups (Young and Reich). Any of those guys could have won 10-plus games if they were surrounded by good players. Well, how many QBs could you say that about now? Ten? Twelve? When Todd Collins and Shaun Hill carried underdogs to victory in two nationally televised games last weekend, nobody was shocked because the sheer volume of lousy quarterbacks increases the chance two unknowns could play well in any given week. For instance, if you double on a 17 with an ace showing, it's an indefensible decision, but if you make that same decision 20 times over the course of the day, you'll win three hands thanks to Lady Luck. Would you win money in the long run with that move? Of course not. Same for winning money with Collins or King on TV. Yeah, you can do it -- but if you keep trying it, you'll go broke. Anyway, I spent a good 10 minutes staring at the 2007 QB collage, then another 10 minutes writing down one of five letter grades under each picture (A, B, C, D or F). The final report card: four A's, six B's, 11 C's, 10 D's; eight F's; and then another 21 guys who could have either gotten D's or F's depending on how generous you were feeling. (I wasn't feeling that generous, so I handed out F's across the board. This is why I'd make a bad professor.) Then I thought, "Screw it, let's go all the way and separate these guys using tiers -- how grisly would that list look on paper?" The answer: Really grisly. Like, grislier than all four "Saw" movies combined. Introducing the first-ever Powerless Poll for QBs: THE FRANCHISE GUYS Tom Brady, Peyton Manning Comments: I thought about including Tony Romo in this group, but two things held me back: his propensity for the occasional robo-stinker (like the Buffalo and Philly games this season), and his much-ballyhooed, semi-inexplicable romance with Jessica Simpson that inspired nearly 700 "she's like Kim Basinger's character in 'The Natural'" e-mails in my mailbox last weekend. Many of you asked why Romo would date Simpson in the first place. After all, he could date anyone he wants, and even if he's attracted to Simpson because he has a thing for top-heavy blondes -- we don't know this for sure, but I'm guessing -- he could just as easily find an equally top-heavy Texas blonde who (a) doesn't have a Svengali father who travels everywhere with her, (b) doesn't have press following her every move, (c) isn't divorced and (d) didn't become famous simply for being dumb, right? Here's my theory, which we could call the Affleck/J-Lo Corollary: When people become famous, we think of them only as celebrities and forget they were once normal -- people like you and me -- who became normal people who were also suddenly famous. Now, fame eventually changes just about everyone, but a small part of every celebrity will always be in perpetual disbelief that they're famous and their life worked out the way they wanted it to work out. It's that small "part" that draws celebrities like Ben Affleck and J-Lo to each other. So when they started hooking up, Affleck was thinking, "Oh my God, I can't believe I'm sleeping with J-Lo!" and J-Lo was thinking, "Oh my God, I can't believe I'm sleeping with Ben Affleck!" This is why celebrities constantly fall for one another, because they're always in disbelief they scored the other celeb. Once they become accustomed to their fame, they grow out of this little phase. But Romo became famous only 13 months ago -- it's still a whirlwind for him, and he's probably still the same guy he was when he was backing up Drew Bledsoe and making peanuts, so right now he's thinking to himself, "Omigod, I can't believe I'm dating Jessica Simpson!" and calling his buddies from college and telling them about her breasts. Meanwhile, she's thinking, "Oh my God, the quarterback of the Cowboys likes me!" and relishing the chance to get shown on TV during games. For now, they're perfect for each other. And they will definitely break up. THE LEGEND Brett Favre Comments: I'm just plain terrified by the possibility of a Pats-Packers Super Bowl -- not only will 90 percent of the crowd be Packers fans, not only will the entire country be galvanized behind one team like nothing we've seen since "USA 4, USSR 3," but it will be humanly impossible for the officials to avoid secretly rooting for the Pack in that one. How could you help it? Subconsciously, wouldn't you give Green Bay every break without even knowing it? Seeing Favre carry a team to a Super Bowl title at his age, with all the miles he's carrying, would be the best Father Time-defying sports moment since Jack Nicklaus won the '86 Masters … unless you count Hulk Hogan recapturing the WWE title in 2002. Personally, I would count it. But that's just me. THE PLAYMAKERS Tony Romo, Drew Brees, Matt Hasselbeck, "Ben", Derek Anderson Comments: Quality QBs who boost their teams one level and possess one specific skill that sets them apart: Three or four times per game, they can turn a negative play into a positive play by either (a) foiling a potential sack with some smart footwork and buying themselves some time, or (b) scrambling for yards when everyone is covered downfield. That's what killed Bledsoe's career as a franchise guy -- once the defenses became bigger and faster in the late '90s, he couldn't make those extra plays to keep drives going and create points from thin air. All of the guys above can do that. That's right, even you, Derek Anderson. THE GAME SUPERVISORS David Garrard, Jeff Garcia Comments: I hate the phrase "game manager" because it's a nice way of saying somebody sucks. So let's call these guys "game supervisors" to differentiate them from everyone else. You wouldn't want them in a shootout, and you wouldn't want them if you didn't have a good running game and a good defense … but for those physical, grind-it-out games when you only want your QB to bring stuff to the table and take nothing off it (even if he's just bringing a couple of plates, two glasses and a fork), you're in surprisingly good hands with Garrard and Garcia. Combined, they're 19-9 right now with 28 touchdowns and six INTs. That's right, 19-9 with 28 touchdowns and six INTs. You read it correctly the first time. THE FANTASY GUYS Carson Palmer, Jay Cutler, Eli Manning Comments: Self-explanatory. Out of the three, Cutler could climb higher within the next two or three years, whereas Palmer and Eli are what they are -- guys who stink half the time and cover it up with once-a-month fantasy outbursts that make it seem like they're having a solid offensive season. Ask any Giants or Bengals fan what they think of their QBs -- you'll just get a lot of head-shaking and a few swear words. By the way, these guys are the 11th-, 12th- and 13th-best QBs in the league. THE MILD UPSIDERS Matt Schaub, Philip Rivers, Jason Campbell FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Marc Bulger, Donovan McNabb, Jon Kitna, Jake Delhomme, Kurt Warner (in his current state), Drew Bledsoe (in absentia) Comments: You'd never want to settle down with them, and you'd constantly disparage them to your friends … but as soon as they're not around for a week or two, you end up wishing they were around for a drunken 3 a.m. booty call. To my knowledge, nobody has ever married an FWB or won a Super Bowl with them. There's a lesson here. THE ENIGMAS Vince Young, Matt Leinart Comments: Approaching the two-year anniversary of the 2006 Rose Bowl, who could have guessed the three stars (Young, Leinart and Reggie Bush) would have made less of a discernable impact COMBINED on the 2007 NFL season than Mario Williams did? Honestly, I don't know WHAT the hell is going on with Vince Young -- he has had a bigger sophomore slump than "Friday Night Lights." While we're here, I have an answer to the Texans fans barraging the VP of Common Sense with "How do you like Mario Williams now???" e-mails: Don't you realize what happened here? Both Williams and Rudy Gay took heat heading into their drafts because they didn't seem totally motivated in college, only the events of those drafts solved those motivational issues for different reasons. In Gay's case, he thought he was going first and dropped to No. 8; in Williams' case, the Texans were skewered locally and nationally for picking him over Bush and Young. So as weird as this sounds, those slights were the best things that could have happened to them -- they supplied them with motivation that they obviously had trouble summoning from any other place. If you don't think draft-day slights can change the course of someone's career, you're crazy. Just ask Tom Brady. THE GREAT UNKNOWNS JaMarcus Russell, Kevin Kolb, John Beck, Aaron Rodgers, Brady Quinn Comments: Seriously, we need ALL of these guys to make it. If I had to make Vegas odds for every possible combination here, I'd go with 35-1 for all five making it; 9-1 for four; 5-1 for three; 5-2 for two; and 1-10 for one. And if you had to rank them in order, it would go 2-1 for Rodgers, 3-1 for Kolb, 4-1 for Russell and Quinn and 15-1 for Beck. The best wager on the board is Kolb -- high-percentage numbers in college, perfect for the West Coast offense and the natural beneficiary for the Ewing Theory Eagles next season after McNabb finally leaves. I wish there was a way to wager on this. JUST COMPETENT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU Chad Pennington, Joey Harrington, A.J. Feeley, Kerry Collins, Jake Plummer (in absentia) Comments: These are the "looking great for 3½ quarters until they kill you with a pick at the worst possible time" guys, as personified by Feeley's "timing pass" in the Pats-Eagles game this season. They're also the most painful QBs to have on your team because you spend an inordinate amount of time either talking yourself into them or talking yourself out of them. Speaking of Harrington, I outdid myself with the final paragraph in the Falcons section of my 2007 NFL preview: "I believe in the '07 Falcons, I believe in Petrino … and … (gulp) … I believe that Harrington could be a half-decent quarterback in the perfect situation. I'm even willing to hinge my 2007 Sleeper Pick on it. Stranger things have happened. Yes, stranger things than Joey Harrington leading Michael Vick's old team to the playoffs while Vick watches the whole thing unfold from behind bars." (Note: If you want to spend your weekend sifting through my archives to find a Simmons prediction that worked out worse than that one, please, break out some egg nog and have some holiday fun at my expense. Not even my Okafor/Howard prediction worked out as dreadfully as that one -- the "I believe in Petrino" part pushed it to another level.) POTENTIALLY COMPETENT Trent Edwards, J.P. Losman, Kellen Clemens, Kyle Boller, Matt Moore Comments: You can't overstate the word "potentially" here. Maybe we should change that to, "If the stars completely align and a borderline miracle happens." By the way, I kind of enjoy Matt Moore's work. He's not bad. Even if I just jinxed the rest of his season by writing that, it had to be said. TALENTED BY OSMOSIS Matt Cassel, Jim Sorgi Comments: I've written about comedic osmosis before -- if you spend enough time with someone who's truly funny, invariably it raises your comedic IQ because you start thinking like them and you're always in a "trying to make a funny joke" frame of mind. The same dynamic works for basketball (if you have an unselfish player such as Nash or Bird, eventually everyone else becomes unselfish), dinner conversations with multiple rich people (if one of them starts bragging about something they bought or a trip they took, eventually it will become a "who can sound more like Dan Aykroyd in the first 20 minutes of 'Trading Places'" contest) and porn (unfortunately, I'm not allowed to explain how this works in porn, although you can probably figure it out). Anyway, Cassell and Sorgi might not have been salvageable had their careers unfolded on any other team, but don't their football IQs increase because they are caddying for Brady and Manning? Everyone says the QB position is more mental than physical -- well, name me a better mental training program for a QB than Brady College and Manning University? It's like getting your MBA from Harvard or Wharton, right? If I were running an NFL team, I would absolutely take a chance on one of those guys over any of the names you're about to read. FLASHES OF UPSIDE, FLOODS OF DOWNSIDE Cleo Lemon,Tarvaris Jackson, Rex Grossman, Sage Rosenfels, Brodie Croyle, Alex Smith, the McCown brothers (Josh and Luke) Comments: I'm not sure what's more astonishing -- that Alex Smith was included in this list, or that you could argue he should be two levels lower. Also, this list actually made me laugh out loud after I typed all the names. There's something inherently funny about the group itself and the sight of "the McCown brothers" pushes it over the top. They're like the Buffer brothers, only if both of them were Bruce. THE FORK-IN-THE-BACKERS Steve McNair, Trent Dilfer, Damon Huard, Vinny Testaverde, Gus Frerotte, Trent Green, Daunte Culpepper, Brian Griese, Byron Leftwich Comments: Really, it makes zero sense for any NFL team to start another season by telling its fans, "We're going into the season with (any of the above guys) as our starting QB." These guys should be finished in that capacity. Please tell me I'm right. Please. I'm begging you. THE ONE-WEEK WONDERS Todd Collins, Shaun Hill Comments: Just remember, William Hung and Delores the Lunch Lady had their 15 minutes, too. Yes, I'm bitter both guys cost me money last week. THE NO-WEEK WONDERS Chris Redman, Kelly Holcomb, Brock Berlin, Brooks Bollinger, Chaz Frye, Quinn Gray, Kyle Orton Comments: If the Flashes/Floods list made me laugh, then this list just makes me sad. It's almost traumatizing. Just think, ALL OF THESE GUYS started an NFL game this season. How sad it that? THE PROVERBIAL F-MINUS David Carr The perfect storm of QB crappiness: Artificially heightened expectations for no good reason (the fact an NFL team once made the mistake of drafting him first overall); no discernable talents for the position unless you call "holding the ball too long" a talent; an unparalleled, jeffgeorgian ability to suck the life out of anyone who plays with him; and if that's not enough, every time he takes off his helmet, he looks like he's posing for the June 1983 cover of Tiger Beat. When Carr is playing for your favorite NFL team, you're constantly disappointed/enraged/frustrated/disgusted, only deep down, you're telling yourself, "Hey, he was the No. 1 pick, maybe he can turn it around." So even though he's better than the guys from the "No-Week Wonders" list, at least with those guys, you have no expectations going in. Carr's suckitude is crueler and more complicated. That's why he's last on the Powerless List. Anyway, since this was such a depressing column, let's finish on an uplifting note: According to our special 2008 NFL draft section, Scouts Inc. has three QBs (Matt Ryan, Brian Brohm and Andre Woodson) ranked in the top 10; Insider Todd McShay has them going in the top 13; and even Junior Kiper's Big Board (Insider only) has all of them going in the top 20. So if two of the Brohm-Ryan-Woodson group can make it, and three of the Russell-Kolb-Beck-Rodgers-Quinn group can make it, and Young and Leinart can turn things around in Year 3, and the Schaub-Rivers-Campbell group continues to improve and everyone else in the Top 13 keeps chugging along after Favre retires, by the end of this decade, we might not be battling a QB shortage anymore, right? Um … right? (Come on, it's the holidays. Throw me a bone. Tell me I'm right.) (Thank you.)
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12-31-2007, 09:56 PM	#11
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2155273	great article cd... I think the main reason is because the teams have taken the game away from the QB's and put it in the hands of the OC. I don't think it's a coincidence that the most successful QB's have the abilty to audible and truly take command of the offense. ...maybe that's why we've seen the league implement rules that benefit the QB and WR.
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12-31-2007, 10:37 PM	#12
unlurking MVP Join Date: Aug 2003 Casino cash: $7737309	One of the main complaints against Brodie is that he can't throw a "touch" pass. Anyone wanna guess what QB one 2 super bowls and had that EXACT same shit thrown at him as a rookie?
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12-31-2007, 11:20 PM	#13
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9925087	I think if Brodie faces the same things he faced this year he will be a bust for us. However, give him even a mediocre OL, a competent QB coach and OC, a running game and I think he can become at least a servicable QB. If we can get him a solid QB coach that can teach him I think he could develop into a solid QB. __________________
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