Football FAVRE IS A SHARK

Thig Lyfe · 08-06-2008, 10:06 PM

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS REPORTS

FAVRE WILL REPLACE BERNARDO AS GANG LEADER

milkman · 08-06-2008, 10:13 PM

I think the fact that you know the name of any gangmember from Westside Story, even the leader is grounds to turn in your man card.

**KcMizzou** · 08-06-2008, 10:14 PM

Salsa shark!

Thig Lyfe · 08-06-2008, 10:15 PM

OUR PHOTOSHOP WIZARDS SHOW US WHAT HE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A SHARK UNIFORM

Thig Lyfe · 08-06-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

I think the fact that you know the name of any gangmember from Westside Story, even the leader is grounds to turn in your man card.

I turned in my man card when I was in the musical all four years of high school.

(But I had to use Wikipedia to figure out the character name here)

Ultra Peanut · 08-07-2008, 12:39 AM

LAVERANUES

Only you, you're the only thing I'll see forever
In my eyes in my words and in everything I do
Nothing else but you
Ever

BRETT

And there's nothing for me but Laveranues
Every sight that I see is Laveranues

LAVERANUES

Brett, Brett

BRETT

Always you, every thought I'll ever know
Everywhere I go you'll be

BRETT & LAVERANUES

All the world is only you and me

LAVERANUES

Tonight, tonight
It all began tonight
I saw you and the world went away

Tonight, tonight
There's only you tonight
What you are, what you do, what you say

BRETT

Today, all day I had the feeling
A miracle would happen
I know now I was right

BRETT & LAVERANUES

For here you are
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight

Tonight, tonight
The world is full of light
With suns and moons all over the place

Tonight, tonight
The world is wild and bright
Going mad

Shooting sparks into space

Today, the world was just an address
A place for me to live in
No better than all right

But here you are
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight

Good night, good night
Sleep well and when you dream
Dream of me

Tonight

Chief Chief · 08-07-2008, 08:44 AM

The dude on the left looks like the main actor of the TV show "House".

**Rausch** · 08-07-2008, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

I think the fact that you know the name of any gangmember from Westside Story, even the leader is grounds to turn in your man card.

The only reason to even admit to watching that flick is Natalie Wood.

Mein permanent "private time" imagery.

...

I'll admit the last one is a bit...macabre...

**Nzoner** · 08-07-2008, 09:00 AM

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bret and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bret he's really keen
He's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Bret and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bret makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

Fat Elvis · 08-07-2008, 11:23 AM

I think that photo (non-photoshopped, even) is proof that the single prerequisite for a male to find work in Hollywood is to possess a physically large head. If you look at entertainers as a whole, men in the industry have incredibly large heads. They can have itty bitty bodies, but as long as thier heads are disproportionately large, they are almost guarenteed to appear in at least one movie or tv show.

Powers Booth and David Cook can make kids cry with the size of thier heads. Dennis Miller and Bill Maher aren't really funny; people are mesmerized by the size of thier heads and laugh in disbelief. It is true and you know it.

Fat Elvis · 08-07-2008, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

I think that photo (non-photoshopped, even) is proof that the single prerequisite for a male to find work in Hollywood is to possess a physically large head. If you look at entertainers as a whole, men in the industry have incredibly large heads. They can have itty bitty bodies, but as long as thier heads are disproportionately large, they are almost guarenteed to appear in at least one movie or tv show.

Powers Booth and David Cook can make kids cry with the size of thier heads. Dennis Miller and Bill Maher aren't really funny; people are mesmerized by the size of thier heads and laugh in disbelief. It is true and you know it.

Powers Booth: Tilt my head sideways and it will span the width of my shoulders.

David Cook: Bow down to the humongo head.

Dennis Miller: Drawn to scale.

Bill Maher: Wearing 1980's womens shoulderpads in his jacket (no kidding) to compensate for his head. Creepy on so many levels.

08-06-2008, 10:06 PM
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08-06-2008, 10:13 PM	#2
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08-07-2008, 12:39 AM	#6
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	LAVERANUES Only you, you're the only thing I'll see forever In my eyes in my words and in everything I do Nothing else but you Ever BRETT And there's nothing for me but Laveranues Every sight that I see is Laveranues LAVERANUES Brett, Brett BRETT Always you, every thought I'll ever know Everywhere I go you'll be BRETT & LAVERANUES All the world is only you and me LAVERANUES Tonight, tonight It all began tonight I saw you and the world went away Tonight, tonight There's only you tonight What you are, what you do, what you say BRETT Today, all day I had the feeling A miracle would happen I know now I was right BRETT & LAVERANUES For here you are And what was just a world is a star Tonight Tonight, tonight The world is full of light With suns and moons all over the place Tonight, tonight The world is wild and bright Going mad Shooting sparks into space Today, the world was just an address A place for me to live in No better than all right But here you are And what was just a world is a star Tonight Good night, good night Sleep well and when you dream Dream of me Tonight __________________
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08-07-2008, 08:44 AM	#7
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	The dude on the left looks like the main actor of the TV show "House".
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08-07-2008, 09:00 AM	#9
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around You're gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet But they're so spaced out, Bret and the Jets Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh Bret he's really keen He's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine B-B-B-Bret and the Jets Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bret makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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08-07-2008, 11:23 AM	#10
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $1121925	I think that photo (non-photoshopped, even) is proof that the single prerequisite for a male to find work in Hollywood is to possess a physically large head. If you look at entertainers as a whole, men in the industry have incredibly large heads. They can have itty bitty bodies, but as long as thier heads are disproportionately large, they are almost guarenteed to appear in at least one movie or tv show. Powers Booth and David Cook can make kids cry with the size of thier heads. Dennis Miller and Bill Maher aren't really funny; people are mesmerized by the size of thier heads and laugh in disbelief. It is true and you know it.
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