Chiefs Turk McBride attempts to be a hero

Ultra Peanut · 09-21-2008, 03:53 PM

In an interesting side note, Turk McBride actually met a hit man today to get a contract for the life of Carl Peterson. Unfortunately, he attempted to pay the first 50% with Monopoly money, and he was brutalized for wasting the assassin's time. That's what really happened to his spleen.

So there's the real story. This has caused a lot of tension, but hopefully it will blow over after he takes Carl on a romantic cruise this offseason.

MTG#10 · 09-21-2008, 03:58 PM

Ebolapox · 09-21-2008, 04:12 PM

actually, he attempted to get into med school like his nom de plume, turkleton. alas, he was horrible with a scalpel and doesn't know zach braff.

**Rain Man** · 09-21-2008, 04:13 PM

I'll bet Dustin Colquitt would take a bullet for Carl and Herm.

09-21-2008, 04:18 PM

Surely this is funny to somebody.

el borracho · 09-21-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Surely this is funny to somebody.

I'm pretty sure kcnut would have posted an r o f l smiley by now but he must have fallen out of his chair laughing.

09-21-2008, 03:53 PM
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