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04-19-2009, 03:55 PM | #2 |
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"Watching this movie is like trying to survive on Red Bull and Skittles. It might keep you up for a little bit, but before too long, you'll just want to throw up."
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04-20-2009, 11:58 AM | #3 |
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This movie has one of the worst taglines in history: "He was dead... But he got better."
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04-20-2009, 12:00 PM | #4 |
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I have absolutely no intention of seeing this movie. None.
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04-20-2009, 12:23 PM | #5 |
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I'll watch this at midnight on TNT some night when I can't sleep.
Probably this coming weekend judging by the reviews. |
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04-20-2009, 01:37 PM | #6 |
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I saw the first one, the most action packed movie I've ever seen I think
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04-20-2009, 02:47 PM | #7 |
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This looks incredibly dumb.
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04-20-2009, 02:52 PM | #8 |
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I cant believe somebody willingly wasted 3 months of their life filming the first one, let alone coming back to waste 3 more filming the 2nd one. This movie alone (not even needing to mention the awful transporter movies) should be grounds for permanent banishment from movies/TV/commercials/corner begging for Jason Stathan.
Seriously, in Snatch he looked promising, but for ****'s sake, man, how do you go and make at least 5 piles of shit (in a row?).
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04-20-2009, 02:57 PM | #9 |
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I saw some of it on a streaming site. I sometimes people need to turn off their brains when watching movies like this. I don't go to the movies for Drama, characters, I am there to be in fantasy land. If I wanted attractive bitches talking to much and not sexing....I would call that thursday
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It's actually sitting at 65% right now on Rotten Tomatoes... Somehow. Some of the positive review clips are pretty funny: "Crank: High Voltage promises something outrageous and then over-delivers, permanently deflowering and deforming the mind of anyone lucky enough to be in the audience." I can't remember the last time I had my mind deflowered. |
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