Science Sex with Multiple Women

**Rain Man** · 11:23 AM

First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us.

Hypothetical: you're single and unattached, and you get a job with Doughco, a company that exports doughnuts from the U.S. (Their specialty is fritters.) You're sent on a business trip to Qatar, where you call upon Sheikh Ali Haji al-Moskowitz, the largest date producer on the entire peninsula.

When you arrive, Sheikh al-Moskowitz welcomes you to his home for one of those meals of a chicken stuffed in a goose in a pig in a camel, and some Heinekens. For dessert, the Sheikh says, "For you, my friend, the finest dessert of all!"

His harem parades out, a group of 30 attractive women who, in their various ways, would all grade out at approximately an 8.5 on the Bo Derek scale.

"Pick three!", he offers, with a sweep of his hand. "And we shall sign our contract tomorrow. I would like 12,000 baker's dozens of your maple twists."

Recognizing middle eastern sheik etiquette, you recognize that you need to consort with his harem girls to make the sale, and furthermore, Doughco is offering significant sales bonuses for its struggling maple twist line. You're only 12 hours of sweaty foursome orgy away from achieving financial independence for the near term, aside from the likelihood of a hyperinflationary depression that is looming over western civilization.

You look over the harem girls, all of whom are clean, attractive, and willing to please.

From the poll to follow, which three would you choose?

**KcMizzou** · 12-02-2008, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us.

Nice work.

**Donger** · 12-02-2008, 11:17 PM

All at once? Or can I pace myself?

BWillie · 12-02-2008, 11:17 PM

The ones without shawls.

teedubya · 12-02-2008, 11:17 PM

Yes. Many multiples. Thanks. Ill PM you my address to send them over.

**chasedude** · 12-02-2008, 11:17 PM

Only 3?

burt · 12-02-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us.

1) They will make fun of us no matter what.

2) Who cares what they do on the orangemane?

Ebolapox · 12-02-2008, 11:18 PM

best thread ever.

**luv** · 12-02-2008, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

The ones without shawls.

Hey. Maybe they can take their teeth out.

BWillie · 12-02-2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Hey. Maybe they can take their teeth out.

That is 1/3 of the way to being my dream woman. Now only if they were three foot nine and had a flat head to rest my beer on. Gum jobs are the best. Smooth as silk. The old ladies in the "home" do it the best.

**Skip Towne** · 12-02-2008, 11:22 PM

No, let's WALK down the hill and **** ALL of them.

Hammock Parties · 12-02-2008, 11:28 PM

And this, ladies and germs, is how Rain Man gets his rocks off.

teedubya · 12-02-2008, 11:29 PM

I like lithe women... flexible bendy gorgeous..... I would ask for 5 and give them a discount on the donuts.

lithe gorgeous white brunette
lithe gorgeous asian
lithe gorgeous african american
lithe gorgeous latina
lithe gorgeous persian.

Im taking 5 bitches, bitches.

**Rain Man** · 12-02-2008, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

All at once? Or can I pace myself?

All three at once. Therefore, like selecting a wine with dinner, it is important to determine how the trio will match up as a set.

Hammock Parties · 12-02-2008, 11:31 PM

Beautiful curvy white blonde.

Lithe, slender gorgeous white redhead.

Beautiful curvy white Mediterranean-type.

View Poll Results: Which THREE harem girls do you choose to close the maple twist deal?
Beautiful curvy white brunette	24	23.08%
Lithe, slender gorgeous white brunette	12	11.54%
Cute petite white brunette	27	25.96%
Beautiful curvy white blonde	26	25.00%
Lithe, slender gorgeous white blonde	19	18.27%
Cute petite white blonde	16	15.38%
Beautiful curvy white redhead	33	31.73%
Lithe, slender gorgeous white redhead	18	17.31%
Cute petite white redhead	17	16.35%
Beautiful curvy Asian (oriental/East Asian)	15	14.42%
Lithe, slender gorgeous Asian (oriental/East Asian)	14	13.46%
Cute petite Asian (oriental/East Asian)	13	12.50%
Beautiful curvy Asian (Indian/South Asian)	10	9.62%
Lithe, slender gorgeous Asian (Indian/South Asian)	9	8.65%
Cute petite Asian (Indian/South Asian)	9	8.65%
Beautiful curvy white Mediterranean-type (e.g., Italian/Greek)	21	20.19%
Lithe, slender gorgeous white Mediterranean-type (e.g., Italian/Greek)	7	6.73%
Cute petite white Mediterranean-type (e.g., Italian/Greek)	9	8.65%
Beautiful curvy Middle Eastern-type	8	7.69%
Lithe, slender gorgeous Middle Eastern-type	9	8.65%
Cute petite Middle Eastern-type	4	3.85%
Beautiful curvy African American	16	15.38%
Lithe, slender gorgeous African American	8	7.69%
Cute petite African American	6	5.77%
Beautiful curvy Hispanic	27	25.96%
Lithe, slender gorgeous Hispanic	11	10.58%
Cute petite Hispanic	12	11.54%
Beautiful curvy Native American	8	7.69%
Lithe, slender gorgeous Native American	9	8.65%
Cute petite Native American	7	6.73%
What room is Donger in again?	4	3.85%
I don't have sex for doughnut sales. It's a policy.	1	0.96%
I would randomly draw straws. I love mystery.	7	6.73%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 104. You may not vote on this poll

12-02-2008, 11:16 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	Sex with Multiple Women First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us. Hypothetical: you're single and unattached, and you get a job with Doughco, a company that exports doughnuts from the U.S. (Their specialty is fritters.) You're sent on a business trip to Qatar, where you call upon Sheikh Ali Haji al-Moskowitz, the largest date producer on the entire peninsula. When you arrive, Sheikh al-Moskowitz welcomes you to his home for one of those meals of a chicken stuffed in a goose in a pig in a camel, and some Heinekens. For dessert, the Sheikh says, "For you, my friend, the finest dessert of all!" His harem parades out, a group of 30 attractive women who, in their various ways, would all grade out at approximately an 8.5 on the Bo Derek scale. "Pick three!", he offers, with a sweep of his hand. "And we shall sign our contract tomorrow. I would like 12,000 baker's dozens of your maple twists." Recognizing middle eastern sheik etiquette, you recognize that you need to consort with his harem girls to make the sale, and furthermore, Doughco is offering significant sales bonuses for its struggling maple twist line. You're only 12 hours of sweaty foursome orgy away from achieving financial independence for the near term, aside from the likelihood of a hyperinflationary depression that is looming over western civilization. You look over the harem girls, all of whom are clean, attractive, and willing to please. From the poll to follow, which three would you choose? Last edited by Rain Man; 12-03-2008 at 11:23 AM..
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12-02-2008, 11:17 PM	#3
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12-02-2008, 11:28 PM	#12
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12-02-2008, 11:29 PM	#13
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9470002	I like lithe women... flexible bendy gorgeous..... I would ask for 5 and give them a discount on the donuts. lithe gorgeous white brunette lithe gorgeous asian lithe gorgeous african american lithe gorgeous latina lithe gorgeous persian. Im taking 5 bitches, bitches.
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12-02-2008, 11:31 PM	#15
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4390478	Beautiful curvy white blonde. Lithe, slender gorgeous white redhead. Beautiful curvy white Mediterranean-type. __________________ Chiefs game films
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