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Old 01-29-2009, 11:41 AM  
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Raccoon bites off Russian man's penis after rape bid


A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal, The Sun reports.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.



http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...07-663,00.html



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Old 01-29-2009, 11:44 AM   #2
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A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal
Is this a common occurrence in Russia?
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:47 AM   #3
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A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal, The Sun reports.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.


Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody gets his penis ripped from his body by a wild raccoon.
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:55 AM   #4
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that it! Im going to stop having sex with racoons. If I had known this could happen I never would have gotten into the habit in the first place.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:00 PM   #5
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:04 PM   #6
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Silly Russian. He should've gone after the beaver.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:17 PM   #7
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Silly Russian. He should've gone after the beaver.
Yeah... the beaver would have just bitten his nipple off.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:19 PM   #8
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:28 PM   #9
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:45 PM   #10
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Theres so many ways you can go with this.

but i dont want to piss anyone off today
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:48 PM   #11
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:09 PM   #14
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Studies show that African Americans tend more promiscuous than the general population, but the thread title is pretty demeaning.
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I bet the raccoon was asking for it
i heard somewhere that they wash everything they eat.
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