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Old 03-01-2011, 04:50 PM  
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Donger would like to know...
"Short guys," How do you deal with being too small down there?

Under 7".

How did you deal with school and adolescence, in general, being shorter than average?

I ask because Donger wanted to know but didn't have the balls to ask.
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:53 PM   #2
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:53 PM   #3
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:54 PM   #4
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:55 PM   #5
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:57 PM   #6
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Old 03-01-2011, 04:58 PM   #7
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:00 PM   #8
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(For the record, I know this through my wife who talked with his wife about it. I can't imagine actually talking to another dude about the size of his schlong.)
"Hey Bill. How was your day?"

"Oh, it was alright. Pretty normal. My penis is longer today than usual. You ever have those hanger days?"

"Yeah, but it's been awhile. It usually happens during the summertime for me. It's been cold a lot lately."

"Yeah, it was totally unexpected, but a pleasant surprise. Wanna go troll for some strange tonight?"
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:01 PM   #9
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True story: I have some friends who almost got a divorce because his cock was too big.

(For the record, I know this through my wife who talked with his wife about it. I can't imagine actually talking to another dude about the size of his schlong.)
That reminds me of a stand-up routine by the lady who was the bailiff on Night Court:

Her boyfriend: "Come on, baby. Don't say it's too big. Babies can fit through there!"

Her: "Yeah, that doesn't mean I wan to have one every damn night!"
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:01 PM   #10
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True story: I have some friends who almost got a divorce because his cock was too big.

(For the record, I know this through my wife who talked with his wife about it. I can't imagine actually talking to another dude about the size of his schlong.)
Yeah, I've heard that having a massive cock is a curse, not a blessing, as well. Probably not as bad as having a super tiny one, though.
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:02 PM   #11
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True story: I have some friends who almost got a divorce because his cock was too big.

(For the record, I know this through my wife who talked with his wife about it. I can't imagine actually talking to another dude about the size of his schlong.)
I've heard that more than once....in the real world one that is too big is nearly as bad as one that is too small. Agree with you about being uncomfortable talking about it with some dude though.

I joke all the time that if I had a foot long one I'd take it out and show everyone....then the wife informs me that's all I'd do with it so I'll keep what I have.
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:02 PM   #12
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Yeah, I've heard that having a massive cock is a curse, not a blessing, as well. Probably not as bad as having a super tiny one, though.
Eh, I dunno. Lesbians make it work.
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:04 PM   #13
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Eh, I dunno. Lesbians make it work.
Yeah, would be kind of hard for the guy to get off if he has to strap one on, lol.
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