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Old 08-01-2011, 10:48 AM  
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Old 08-01-2011, 10:50 AM   #2
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the free part is weird considering but the birth control part sounds good
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Old 08-01-2011, 10:50 AM   #3
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Old 08-01-2011, 10:53 AM   #4
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ok well basically, technically isn't, but they will require insurance companies to pay the bill which they wouldn't do before.
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Old 08-01-2011, 10:58 AM   #5
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ok well basically, technically isn't, but they will require insurance companies to pay the bill which they wouldn't do before.
You absolutely have to be a Democrat.

The real adults know that this just means that insurance companies will be raising your premiums (and mine, and everyone else's) to defray this cost. Therefore it won't be 'free', it will be paid for by the poor saps that don't go the the hospital often and are thus donating money to their health insurance carrier with some regularity. In other words - men in their 20s and 30s.

I weep for the future.
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Old 08-01-2011, 10:59 AM   #6
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:02 AM   #7
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[QUOTE=DJ's left nut;7792658]The real adults know that this just means that insurance companies will be raising your premiums (and mine, and everyone else's) to defray this cost. Therefore it won't be 'free', it will be paid for by the poor saps that don't go the the hospital often and are thus donating money to their health insurance carrier with some regularity. In other words - men in their 20s and 30s.
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Yep. One more way to get the young healthy people who take care of themselves to pay for the old unhealthy smokers and fat fucks that choose not to and cry about it.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:04 AM   #8
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You absolutely have to be a Democrat.

The real adults know that this just means that insurance companies will be raising your premiums (and mine, and everyone else's) to defray this cost. Therefore it won't be 'free', it will be paid for by the poor saps that don't go the the hospital often and are thus donating money to their health insurance carrier with some regularity. In other words - men in their 20s and 30s.

I weep for the future.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:07 AM   #9
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:09 AM   #10
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:13 AM   #11
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You've been able to pick up free condoms at any family planning office for a long time. There ya go... free birth control.
they always break or have holes in them. Lifestyles suck balls. I do remember my girlfriend saying it was bullshit how her health insurance doesn't cover BC and to check under the hood to see if everything is running smoothly. So this cry is mainly from women. Not men.
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Old 08-01-2011, 11:14 AM   #12
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