ChiefsPlanet A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:56 PM

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

kstater · 09-06-2009, 01:57 PM

My advice to n00bs? Go Away.

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:57 PM

No, there is not a "football" forum. The Lounge is for pretty much any topic except for politics. We like it that way, and it's not going to change just because you don't like it.

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:58 PM

Rude comments, while not necessarily encouraged, are not a bannable offense. So don't report them. The mods don't care.

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:58 PM

Dane McCloud can be a bit of an asshole if you get on his bad side. No, he's not leaving. Get over it.

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:59 PM

OK, those are the few that came to mind. I'll let you guys come up with the rest.

JOhn · 09-06-2009, 02:01 PM

Grow a set, and if you're female then show us your BOOBS!!!!

Yes we know that certain words are misspelled...moran, genuis etc It's a tradition.

Skip Towne is the official n00b beat down member, just take what he says and say "Please Sir, may I have another?"

Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!!

vailpass · 09-06-2009, 02:02 PM

n00bs, this board can seem a harsh and intimidating environment at first but there is much goodness and value in hanging around until you get comfortable.
Should you find yourself needing a kind and knowledgeable hand to guide you thorugh the rough spots all you need do is reach out to the board care taker and friend to all n00bs, a kindly gentleman named Skip Towne.

LaChapelle · 09-06-2009, 02:02 PM

Retart, genious, moran are proper spellings

**Gonzo** · 09-06-2009, 02:03 PM

Stfu and lurk a while... N00bs should average less than 2 posts per day for the first 6 months.
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**RealSNR** · 09-06-2009, 02:04 PM

1. You're always smarter than everybody else. Be sure to let people know that, especially the folks with lots of posts who have been here for years. Don't be phased if they seem stubborn.

2. Chiefsplanet is a large community. Often one thread isn't enough for sufficient discussion, especially when it comes to new headlines around the NFL. Repost liberally.

3. The DC forum is a good way to meet friends and have civil discussions over politics and religion.

4. Because the Chiefs are figured to be bad this year, it's a good idea to post your brilliant, wacky, ideas about resurrecting the team during the regular season. Any complicated 4-way team trade scenarios involving trading Larry Johnson and Glenn Dorsey are entertaining and welcome reads.

Hope this helps.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09-06-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn

Grow a set

Your key to success lies in these words right here. Don't be a whiny bitch, and remember, this is the internet. Don't take it too seriously.

Hammock Parties · 09-06-2009, 02:05 PM

DaKCManAP is awesome.

Never engage in debate with JASONSAUTO

**doomy3** · 09-06-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Stfu and lurk a while... N00bs should average less than 2 posts per day for the first 6 months.
Posted via Mobile Device

I really wish DCS/RoR would have followed this rule.

stumppy · 09-06-2009, 02:06 PM

I handle all new registrations. Use the Planets secure private messaging system to send me your VISA or Mastercard numbers.
Welcome aboard.

09-06-2009, 01:56 PM
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1723101	A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.
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09-06-2009, 01:57 PM	#2
kstater Custom User Title Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $-1603437	My advice to n00bs? Go Away.
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09-06-2009, 01:57 PM	#3
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1723101	No, there is not a "football" forum. The Lounge is for pretty much any topic except for politics. We like it that way, and it's not going to change just because you don't like it.
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09-06-2009, 01:58 PM	#4
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1723101	Rude comments, while not necessarily encouraged, are not a bannable offense. So don't report them. The mods don't care.
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09-06-2009, 01:58 PM	#5
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1723101	Dane McCloud can be a bit of an asshole if you get on his bad side. No, he's not leaving. Get over it.
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09-06-2009, 01:59 PM	#6
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1723101	OK, those are the few that came to mind. I'll let you guys come up with the rest.
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09-06-2009, 02:01 PM	#7
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Grow a set, and if you're female then show us your BOOBS!!!! Yes we know that certain words are misspelled...moran, genuis etc It's a tradition. Skip Towne is the official n00b beat down member, just take what he says and say "Please Sir, may I have another?" Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!!
Posts: 25,529

09-06-2009, 02:02 PM	#8
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	n00bs, this board can seem a harsh and intimidating environment at first but there is much goodness and value in hanging around until you get comfortable. Should you find yourself needing a kind and knowledgeable hand to guide you thorugh the rough spots all you need do is reach out to the board care taker and friend to all n00bs, a kindly gentleman named Skip Towne.
Posts: 69,591

09-06-2009, 02:02 PM	#9
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Retart, genious, moran are proper spellings
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09-06-2009, 02:03 PM	#10
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	Stfu and lurk a while... N00bs should average less than 2 posts per day for the first 6 months. Posted via Mobile Device
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09-06-2009, 02:04 PM	#11
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1374792	1. You're always smarter than everybody else. Be sure to let people know that, especially the folks with lots of posts who have been here for years. Don't be phased if they seem stubborn. 2. Chiefsplanet is a large community. Often one thread isn't enough for sufficient discussion, especially when it comes to new headlines around the NFL. Repost liberally. 3. The DC forum is a good way to meet friends and have civil discussions over politics and religion. 4. Because the Chiefs are figured to be bad this year, it's a good idea to post your brilliant, wacky, ideas about resurrecting the team during the regular season. Any complicated 4-way team trade scenarios involving trading Larry Johnson and Glenn Dorsey are entertaining and welcome reads. Hope this helps.
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09-06-2009, 02:05 PM	#13
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $960478	DaKCManAP is awesome. Never engage in debate with JASONSAUTO __________________ Chiefs game films
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