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[gblowfish]

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Wife tires hubby out with sex, kills, cuts and feeds him to dogs

Egyptian police arrest wife who said she killed husband because he was bad
An Egyptian woman had sex with her husband all the night to exhaust him, waited for him to fall asleep and stabbed him to death. She then cut his body into little pieces and fed them to cats and dogs.

The woman, who was arrested two weeks after the murder, told police she decided to murder her man because he had persistently mistreated her.
It also took her nearly two weeks to plan for the murder. After surfing through the internet for a good plot that could elude police, she found that the best way is to exhaust him by having sex with him all the night so he will fall asleep.

The woman, a tour guide, said she carried out that plan to the letter and that it did work. Her husband Adel Abdullah, also a tour guide in the central town of Minya, was worn out and was fast asleep after a full night sexual session.

She then brought a knife and started to stab him but he did not die as the knife was small. She then brought a big knife and finished him off before lying on the bed next to him for several hours to take rest.

“After I woke up, I began skinning him and cutting his body into little pieces.…I put the pieces inside bags and started throwing them to stray cats and dogs in the back garden…I then sat on the balcony watching them eating,” she told police, according to Egyptian newspapers.

“Every time they finished a piece, I threw them another piece….I then crushed his skull and bones with the gas cylinder, put black paint on them and dumped them in the garbage bin so no one will recognize them.”
Newspapers said her husband’s brother, reported him missing nearly 15 days after the murder, adding that a dustman stumbled across a painted part of the husband’s leg, which led police to discover the crime.

“I killed him because he never stopped insulting and maltreating me…he had totally obliterated my personality…our dispute had reached a dead end after he refused to divorce me, which left me with no choice but to kill him,” she said.

One newspaper quoted a local university professor as saying it was an individual crime which showed the killer had been under strong psychological pressures given the hideous nature of the murder.

“This crime should serve an alarm to any one who exercises oppression and cruelty against the one who cares for him, whether a wife, a worker or a son…yet, a murder can never be justified,” said Dr Mohammed Abu Al Futouh, psychology professor at Cairo University.

[InChiefsHeaven]

OK, well, so much for the unliberated Egyptian woman...

dding that a dustman stumbled across a painted part of the husband’s leg, which led police to discover the crime.

WTF is a dustman and what's the deal with a painted part of the husbands leg?

[Lumpy]

All the cops in the donut shops say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Kill like an Egyptian
Kill like an Egyptian

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

OK, well, so much for the unliberated Egyptian woman...



WTF is a dustman and what's the deal with a painted part of the husbands leg?

A dustman is the person who empties the dustbin. Hello!

[In58men]

Egyptian women are freaks, where can I found one? I love rough sex.

[Rain Man]

I like people who are nice to cats and dogs.

[mesmith31]

I then sat on the balcony watching them eating,” she told police, according to Egyptian newspapers.

“Every time they finished a piece, I threw them another piece….I then crushed his skull and bones with the gas cylinder, put black paint on them and dumped them in the garbage bin so no one will recognize them.”

When visualizing this, I hear The Stones "Paint it Black* crescendoing in the background with a Tarantino filter.

[RockChalk]

Originally Posted by mesmith31

I then sat on the balcony watching them eating,” she told police, according to Egyptian newspapers.

“Every time they finished a piece, I threw them another piece….I then crushed his skull and bones with the gas cylinder, put black paint on them and dumped them in the garbage bin so no one will recognize them.”

When visualizing this, I hear The Stones "Paint it Black* crescendoing in the background with a Tarantino filter.

You are not alone. While it didn't have The Stones, a Tarantino vision of the scenario did play out in my mind

[InChiefsHeaven]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

All the cops in the falafel shops say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Kill like an Egyptian
Kill like an Egyptian

FYP

[Rain Man]

When I visited Egypt back in 2001, I was sitting at an outdoor restaurant, and a stray kitten wandered up. It was actually reasonably healthy looking, albeit very young, maybe three months old or so. It was poking around presumably looking for food, so I took a bit of meat off my plate and thought I'd toss it to him/her.

So envision this. This little kitten is about three or four feet away. My right hand rips a little meat off the plate. I then lower the hand down to about seat level to give myself a little underhand swing. My arm swings back a few inches with a mini-windup. It swings forward in an arc of maybe a foot as I prepare to launch the food.

Like Albert Lewis on a punt, this kitten is flying through the air faster than I can react. It meets my hand right at the point of release, blocks the food punt, flies through my hand in what would be a clear roughing the punter penalty if it hadn't blocked the punt, snatches the food, claws me, and ends up under my chair wolfing down the meat while I'm trying to figure out what's going on. The speed and athleticism was a thing of beauty even if I did have to be carted off the field with multiple lacerations.

I suspect that this guy's meat parts didn't last very long amongst the stray cats and dogs of Cairo.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

so THIS is what my wife was up to last night....

[Old Dog]

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.

so THIS is what my wife was up to last night....

Yeah, but luckily I had seen this and escaped.