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Bring him in at QB?
6-11, 500 lb. football player for some semi-pro team, as near as I can tell.
I don't think he's going to make it to the pros, and it's really not that interesting of a story, but ... well, I don't know why I'm posting it other than to say, 'here's a video of a big football player'. http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#...all-player.whp |
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08-24-2012, 10:28 AM | #2 |
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And it looks like 300 of that is all in his stomach.
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08-24-2012, 10:29 AM | #3 |
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That dude is so out of shape.
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08-24-2012, 10:31 AM | #4 |
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I think if I was an opposing coach I might just tell the O-linemen "Don't bother blocking him. He ain't going to tackle nobody"
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08-24-2012, 10:31 AM | #5 |
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that's Jamarcus Russell isn't it?
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08-24-2012, 10:33 AM | #6 |
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He needs to spend more time in the weight room.
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08-24-2012, 10:34 AM | #7 |
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He needs to hook up with Flopnuts and his fatties thread. That dude is nasty fat.
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I must say, though, he doesn't look like a 500-pounder. I guess when you're 6-11 there's a lot of room to hold weight.
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08-24-2012, 10:38 AM | #9 |
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Reminds me of the "heft lefty" aka "Godzilla" Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky. Is he still backing up Eli manning? I think in NY they called him "Pillsbury Throw Boy." That dude is a big son of a bitch.
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didn't he once beat out Kurt Warner as Eli's backup?
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08-24-2012, 10:44 AM | #12 |
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08-24-2012, 10:46 AM | #13 |
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That ain't shit. /Punt, Pass, and Kick Andy Reid
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08-24-2012, 10:49 AM | #14 |
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Heart failure waiting to happen...
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08-24-2012, 11:17 AM | #15 |
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that dude has 10 years to live, MAX
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