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Politically Incorrect
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Cowboys fans petition Obama to oust Jerry Jones
Now everyone wants to be a "Save the Chiefs" copycats!
![]() http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...st-jerry-jones ------------------- Dallas Cowboys fans are calling on a higher power to erase Jerry Jones from the equation in Big D. The Dallas Morning News reported Monday that a man from Ft. Benning, Ga. has petitioned President Barack Obama to remove Jones from power over the Cowboys organization. The petition, housed on the White House website and filed under the category of "Human Rights," includes the following call to arms: "We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch's immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress." As we post this, 412 U.S. citizens have signed the petition. Only 24,588 more are required for Obama to take this seriously. We've dispatched Rosenthal to monitor this development closely. |
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Ith Fuhtbawl Time
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This is embarrassing. Not on a football level, on a US Civics 101 level....
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'Muricans are smart.
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I wish my owner won me 3 superbowl rings
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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I love it. They want out of the union but ask to have a football team owner removed at the same time.
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Owner did what?
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Obligatory JERRY JONES CARES!!!1111 I WISH HE OWNED THE CHIEFS!
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special teams
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OBAMA says **** texicans
I agree with this message sorry austin chief
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nope. **** Israel and the budget and whatnot...
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Wasted away again...
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I'm signing it.
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is? |
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Court Jester
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I like his incompetence. I want them to suck forever even if it means that dickbag has lives to be 120.
If figures that the fan isn't in Texas because I've never met a Cowboy fan that's ever been to Dallas. It's an entire fan base of bandwagon douchebag fans. |
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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No longer Americas team
They are Obamas team,
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