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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Go to the doc and tell him you have glaucoma...
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In Search of a Life
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Started my morning off with a wake n bake.
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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If my job didn’t drug test, I would give up beer for weed in a heartbeat.
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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I don't have to tell the doc that; I've already been diagnosed with glaucoma.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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You could try nibbling on these...
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Thanks, g...but I've got 11 more months. As of right now, nothing can be in my piss.
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Life is changing..
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Mammoth penis
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
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Try to learn how to be happy without a mind altering substance. It's not as hard as you think.
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SuperChiefs
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Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
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Write a gratitude list.
Call another sober person. Go eat a big ****ing bowl of frozen yogurt, ice cream or anything else you love that's not alcohol or drugs. See a movie. Call someone you care about and ask how they're doing. Help a stranger. Get out of your own sorrow and turn to how you can help someone else. If all else fails, go to bed. |
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Mod Team
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Another help me thread.
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Fish are scared of me
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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Good news, Mr rabblerouser, your drug test is clean. Bad news, you have a urinary tract infection and you are pregnant.
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