I love you all

[saphojunkie]

I love you all.

I am a Chiefs fan who genuinely considered giving up the sport after apology fatigue. Too many times rationalizing why this team wouldn't ****ing push all in instead of limping into the playoffs pot.

I am drunk.

I love you all tonight.

Even Clay.

May all your dreams be wet. May all your mouths be full of titties or dick (we libs don't judge). May mah balls be as smoothe as Mahomes' spirals.

May God have mercy on the Las Vegas Raiders' souls.

Today is a beautiful day.

I love you all, but not in a gay way. NTTAWWT

Love and kisses and sloppy hand jobs,

Joe

#todayisbeautiful