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Elway be drinkin' again
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French Fighter Jet Joy Ride Goes Très, Très Wrong
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04-16-2020, 12:30 PM | #2 |
Wasted away again...
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I'm sure he needed a change of underwear as well after that adventure.
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04-16-2020, 12:39 PM | #3 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I posted this in the Nope thread, and wondered why the pilot wasn't ejected along with the passenger. It turns out the pilot's seat failed. If it hadn't, that plane would have been destroyed rather quickly.
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04-16-2020, 12:48 PM | #4 |
Elway be drinkin' again
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04-16-2020, 12:49 PM | #5 |
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How French of him....
Surrendering the flight on the way first inclination of trouble. |
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04-16-2020, 12:52 PM | #6 |
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I see the French Air Force is as competent as the rest of their military.
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04-16-2020, 12:54 PM | #7 |
"Think BOOM!"
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04-16-2020, 01:07 PM | #8 |
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Is your first name Pee
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04-16-2020, 02:01 PM | #9 |
Just a li'l Evel
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That writer seems like a good writer.
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04-16-2020, 03:03 PM | #10 |
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"Let's not tell him what that black and yellow loop between his legs is for..then he won't mess with it".
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04-16-2020, 03:08 PM | #11 |
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Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrde!
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04-16-2020, 03:50 PM | #12 |
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Maybe the passenger was afraid of meeting the Red Baron.
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04-16-2020, 07:24 PM | #13 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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This was extremely well written.
I was actually experiencing tears of laughter imagining this poor, hapless bastard and his horrific experience. Glad he survived. (Only because it made the story so amusing.) Great writer. Really great. That pilot dude needs to be guillotined, though. FAX |
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04-16-2020, 07:29 PM | #14 |
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French engineering once again impresses the world . . .
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