RUDE and off topic Best/worst pickup lines

[kc hopeful]

Well we have pretty well beat the Chiefs are playing like crap subject into the ground so how about a little juvenile humor. Most of us on occasion have spent some time in a drinking establishment and either heard our even used a line to break the ice. Example- “ You must wash your pants in Windex, cuz I can see myself in them. Or you must work at Subway,, you just gave me a foot-long. Any others that are humors or particularly clever please post below.<BR>

Bob Dole doesn't know if it would be considered clever, but used this one just last night.

"Why don't you take your little brother home and come back with me."

Goes over [b]big[/b] with their date.

[KC Jones]

not too clever and not to humorous but a friend of mine use to just walk up and say...

do you want to ****?....hey if it worked 1 out of ten times it was successful...

My favorite though...if you see a pretty woman just walk up to her and say...

Excuse me...I'm sorry to bother you, but I was taught never to let any thing of beauty go unnoticed...I just wanted to thank you for allowing me to witness and share your beauty today....

Then just walk away...if she's the least bit interested...she will stop you before you get 10 feet away...<P>

[kc hopeful]

F@$k me if I wrong! But isn't your name Glenda.

[wutamess]

"Do you have any Irish in you?"

"No."

"Want some?"

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[Mile High Mania]

just walk up to the girl while staring at her shoes and say
nice shoes .... wanna ****?

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~R.I.P. Tupac Shakur~

[Jeff_000]

"Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"You know what would look good on you? Me."

I know, I know, old and boring.

MM
~~Been out of circulation for too damn long.

[KCTitus]

"Baby you me have something in common. You got that bad rascal and I need one".

BIG DADDY
Still partial to "How Much?"

[KC Jones]

I drive a Lamborghini, own a 30 room mansion in the Bahamas and I have $10 million in the bank...so do you think I care if you go home with me or not?

Doesn't work well if you have just puked on yourself and you are wearing jeans and a tee shirt that has a picture of the Confederat Flag on it...

that shirt is very becoming on you. of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.

wanna go out for pizza and a ****? what, you don’t like pizza?

do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you again?

all those curves, and me with no brakes.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

So... How am I doin'?

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Hey baby, want to go halves on a bastard?

Bob Dole's father told him nearly the same thing 20 years ago, Joe.

Go to the bar early while you're still sober and the lighting is still good. Find a woman you find extremely attractive and ask her if she'd like to go home with you. If she ever speaks to you again, she will.

Another good one is to walk over and quietly whisper in their ear, "You know...I'm hung like a chigger."

Bob Dole is laughing his a$$ off at the "go halves on a bastard" line.

[One Arrowhead Dave]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That one made me laugh out loud.

And I'm still at work.

xoxo~
gaz
enduring the stares of co-workers.

[kc hopeful]

If I was a squirrel and you were a tree would ya mind if I busted a nut in your hole?

Hey would you believe my watch is psychic? It says you’re naked.
Ah hell it’s an hour fast again.<BR>

[Snapper]

I prefer.
"Hello, I'm Mr. Right, I hear you've been looking for me."