Life The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2009, 10:56 PM

Five caveats and rules before I post the poll:

1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children.

2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms.

3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration.

4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you.

5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.

View Poll Results: How do you know the most attractive person you've ever known? (Select ONE.)
She/he is/was an elementary or middle school classmate, but I'm not a creep.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a high school classmate.	19	33.33%
She/he is/was a college classmate.	6	10.53%
She/he is/was a family member of a personal friend or family friend (e.g., buddy's sister).	0	0%
She/he is/was a friend of a family member other than my spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend (e.g., sister's pal).	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a friend of my spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend. (Eek!)	1	1.75%
She/he was a friend of a friend (e.g., someone at the fringe of my social circle).	3	5.26%
She/he was a worker at a business where I was a customer.	0	0%
She/he was a customer of mine at some job I had.	3	5.26%
She/he was someone I met through my children (e.g., child's teacher or soccer coach).	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my teens.	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 20s	7	12.28%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 30s.	5	8.77%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 40s	0	0%
She/he is/was a coworker at a place I worked in my 50s or beyond.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a neighbor.	1	1.75%
She/he is/was a relative of mine, but I'm not a creep.	1	1.75%
She/he is someone I just met at a social event (e.g., party or anti-Bush/Obama rally)	2	3.51%
I am the most attractive person I have ever known.	4	7.02%
There's some other explanation, which I will share below.	1	1.75%
I've never met an attractive person.	1	1.75%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll

11-28-2009, 10:56 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-622449 VARSITY	The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse. Five caveats and rules before I post the poll: 1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children. 2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms. 3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration. 4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you. 5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.
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