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Florida Female Fapper Frustrates Fuzz!
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Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway Drivers pulled illegal U-turns just to catch a glimpse of Ashley Holton, witnesses said. The 35-year-old woman was arrested on May 26 for masturbating on Highway 484 in Ocala, Fla. A witness told authorities that Holton had slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before deputies arrived, the report said. The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her. When a Marion County Sheriff's Deputy approached her, Holton pulled up her shirt and bra, "exposing her breasts and bra," according to the report. Holton was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail. When an officer attempted to put pants on her, the report said Holton kicked and bit her. Holton described her chomping as "a love tap," the report stated. Holton's alleged antics didn't stop once she had entered the jail, where she "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the report. Holton, who the report said may have been under the influence of alcohol, was charged with exposure of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct. |
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What's the difference between this and second hand smoke restrictions?
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This is worthless WITH pics
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06-01-2012, 10:05 AM | #5 |
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Thank you, drive thru....
Comment on FARK: "If you see a crazy skank on the side of the road, she says 15 miles to the looooooooove chomp!" Last edited by gblowfish; 06-01-2012 at 10:11 AM.. |
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06-01-2012, 10:24 AM | #6 |
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06-01-2012, 10:33 AM | #7 |
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Hey she might clean up nice, you never know...
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06-01-2012, 10:34 AM | #8 |
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Wait, was the car stopped.....on the highway?
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06-01-2012, 10:36 AM | #9 |
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Posting that pic in the 2nd post totally ruins any chance of enjoying this thread for even a few short moments
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06-01-2012, 10:49 AM | #11 |
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Lots of guys on CP would hit it.
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06-01-2012, 10:50 AM | #12 |
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With a truck?
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06-01-2012, 11:16 AM | #13 |
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id let give me a bj .....
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After all of the recent face-eating, it's nice to read a feelgood story from Florida.
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Maybe she's a squirter & she'll masterbate on your carhood
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