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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Here's Looking At You, Kid....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2971315.html
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Police say they are trying to determine how a medical box containing a pair of eyeballs ended up in a trash bin at a gas station in Kansas City. Police spokesman Steve Young says a worker at a Conoco station in the city's north called police after finding the cardboard box late Wednesday. The box was labeled, "Keep refrigerated." Young says police aren't sure if the eyes are human, or whether any crime has been committed. Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin. Police say no eye banks or hospitals in the area were awaiting delivery of any eyeballs. The Jackson County Medical Examiner's office is holding the package while the investigation continues. |
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03-28-2013, 12:21 PM | #2 |
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Eye can't understand the motive at all
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03-28-2013, 12:24 PM | #3 |
Praise Him
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Eye wish there was more explanation regarding the I's.
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03-28-2013, 12:27 PM | #4 |
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things aren't looking up for the guys in the truck
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03-28-2013, 12:28 PM | #5 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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I cant really see what the problem is?
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03-28-2013, 12:29 PM | #6 |
"Think BOOM!"
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"I Only Have Eyes For You" would have been funnier.
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03-28-2013, 01:02 PM | #7 |
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03-28-2013, 01:04 PM | #8 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Eye for an eye... something something.
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03-28-2013, 01:04 PM | #9 |
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Betty Davis' Eyes
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03-28-2013, 01:08 PM | #10 |
In Search of a Life
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"Sir, we found a pair of eyes."
"Are you serious?" "Eye, eye sir." |
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03-28-2013, 01:16 PM | #11 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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Eye see what you did there.
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03-28-2013, 01:18 PM | #12 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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I bet it was the governor.
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03-28-2013, 01:20 PM | #13 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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Bet things are looking up now at that gas station.
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03-28-2013, 01:20 PM | #14 |
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**** an I!
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03-28-2013, 01:20 PM | #15 |
In Search of a Life
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Gas costs an arm and a leg and a pair of eyes.
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