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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
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I'm still waiting for the morning package to hit the mail truck.
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $9998560
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Mine was so good I damn near went gay.
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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
Casino cash: $10004900
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1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ****ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020! |
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New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
Casino cash: $-2341410
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I sharted about 3:00 am.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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I had a VERY pleasant BM today. Cleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan breaker!
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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You don't have one every day?
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
Casino cash: $-599559
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Bowl filler which was borderline violent after a morning walk
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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There's a lot of steak and lobster being flushed away this AM....
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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
Casino cash: $10004900
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Had a good Pootie this morning.
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1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ****ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020! |
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Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: They Freed Kartel!!
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Omg, that's great! Not on your actual sphincter, but just in general.
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"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Casino cash: $-330000
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I'm struggling on the porcelain throne right no.
The burn is real.
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Helena, MT
Casino cash: $1298849
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I took a personal record sized shit this morning. Half of the poop literally clogged the toilet while the other half just hung there in suspense. I ALMOST showed it to my wife I was so proud. It filled the out hole of the toilet, came up the middle of the bowl, breached the water, then curled back down towards the bowl and the end touched the bottom of the bowl.
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Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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I've been on a strict diet of protein shakes, vegetable/fruit smoothies, and lean protein for the last 3 weeks. I'm participating in a GoRuck challenge (www.goruck.com) on March 27th. I would give anything to have a clean breaker. Right now it's like I have a rusty faucet attached to my asshole.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Helena, MT
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