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12-17-2004, 09:45 AM | #2 |
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he's funny as hell.
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12-17-2004, 10:25 AM | #3 |
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“It’s absolutely ridiculous that we live with a hole in the o-zone. We’ve got men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got Saran Wrap. FFFFFFFIX IT!”
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12-17-2004, 10:28 AM | #4 |
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FYI also Mitch Hedberg is going to be at the Uptown in Febuary..woo!
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12-17-2004, 11:00 AM | #5 |
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Lewis Black may be the best topical comedian nowadays. In his latest HBO show he did a great bit about the tax cuts that I'll try to paraphrase as best I can:
Instead of cutting taxes to stimulate the economy, we need to do a huge public works project. First you need to pick an economically depressed area, say anywhere in Mississippi. Once you've picked the spot, you use the money to build a big f**king thing. It doesn't matter what it is, it just has to be big and it has to be a f**king thing. Once it's built, people will come from miles around to see the big f**king thing so tourism revenue will increase and next thing you know you've got the Big F**king Thing Restaurant and the Big F**king Thing Hotel & Casino. |
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12-17-2004, 11:36 AM | #7 | |
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12-17-2004, 11:36 AM | #8 | |
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12-17-2004, 11:38 AM | #9 | |
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You know my dad always told me...Zach...you have a great name. Because it starts with "Gal" and ends with a "Kiss" Why didn't you name me Zach Galifanka****? |
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12-18-2004, 10:16 PM | #10 |
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I was listening to Lewis Black on XM Comedy on the way home tonight and he mentioned Rolla, MO. He was doing a bit on airport security, and he flew in to Omaha, NE which "was like Paris, compared to Rolla,MO."
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12-18-2004, 10:31 PM | #11 |
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I heard that when Hedberg was in Phoenix. He had the audience throw random pills on stage and he took them. Then he passed out.
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