Endelt's calling... Modern Drunkard Magazine

Taco John · 01-06-2005, 04:37 PM

http://www.drunkard.com

It's located in Denver, but if anyone I know should be applying for a job with Modern Drunkard Magazine, it's Endelt!

01-06-2005, 04:39 PM

Yeah, some dipshit posted this a couple days ago.

MOhillbilly · 01-06-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Yeah, some dipshit posted this a couple days ago.

this dumbass posted it months ago.

01-06-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

this dumbass posted it months ago.

Plus....

When did ENDelt get the monopoloy on "drunk"?

**Donger** · 01-06-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Keep in mind that some segments of society consider drinking a twelve-pack of beer in a single sitting to be “hardcore boozing.”

Isn't it?

Taco John · 01-06-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That's based out of Denver? I've picked up copies in Vegas bars before. I believe my sig on OrangeMane right now is a quote I lifted from that fine publication.

Yeah... actually out of an apartment in Denver, which is just about what I'd expect...

MOhillbilly · 01-06-2005, 04:41 PM

4.) Refrain from making “lip farts” (fig. 1) or other disparaging sounds during members’ tearful confessions.
Keep in mind that some segments of society consider drinking a twelve-pack of beer in a single sitting to be “hardcore boozing.”

thats a light night. WTF. If they didnt want you to drink it in a twelve pak they wouldnt sell it in twelve paks.

**Donger** · 01-06-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Not necessarily.

Sometimes it's just a quiet evening at home watching TV.

Damn.

Jenny Gump · 01-06-2005, 04:49 PM

OMG. I can't imagine what I would be like after a 12 pack. I had two last night and would describe myself as moderately boozed.

01-06-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

OMG. I can't imagine what I would be like after a 12 pack. I had two last night and would describe myself as moderately boozed.

You're perfect. I'll take her.

Jenny Gump · 01-06-2005, 04:54 PM

Not to be all "me, me, me, me" and stuff, but I think a fun experiment would be for me to sit down at the computer, and drink a 12 pack and see how my posting ability deteriorates. I would prolly be banned by the time it was through.

Ok, back to your drinky magazine.

easymobee · 01-06-2005, 04:54 PM

MDM has roots in Denver and one other city too that escapes me.

Then is distributed.

MOhillbilly · 01-06-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

OMG. I can't imagine what I would be like after a 12 pack.

i can.

Jenny Gump · 01-06-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

You'd probably just pass out after four and we'd all think you were dead.

For safety's sake, you should probably conduct this experiment while I'm present. I'll be sure to document everything w/ my digital camera.

I like the way you are always looking out for me. You really are a great friend.

01-06-2005, 04:37 PM
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Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Not to be all "me, me, me, me" and stuff, but I think a fun experiment would be for me to sit down at the computer, and drink a 12 pack and see how my posting ability deteriorates. I would prolly be banned by the time it was through. Ok, back to your drinky magazine. __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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