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Ghostof · 01-27-2005, 10:24 AM

or no one will respond to it.

With all the trade talks, mock drafts, rumors flying about who the Chiefs are going to get etc etc.....I thought a random thought thread would break the monotony.

Have you or do you know someone that tried to get their wife/girlfriend into a threesome, but have it backfire and their wife/girlfriend leaving them for that woman?

I was going to post this yesterday when Johnny Dare was talking to Muriel Hemingway about it and I got sidetracked.

**CosmicPal** · 01-27-2005, 10:31 AM

I had a past girlfriend who was very much into sex- lucky me!

She also had a friend who was absolutely gorgeous at the time. Anyways, we were all out one night drinking and they were talking about sex and both looking at me mischeiviously- My mind the whole time thought they were hinting at a threesome and I was in absolute drunken heaven.

After awhile, I leaned over to my girlfriend and asked her "So, when are we gonna do it?"
She reponded hastily, "Just wait till we get home."
"Aww c'mon baby, I want to do you both now!"
She looked at me like she seen a ghost, "Excuse me?"
'Us. The three of us. Isn't dat what you two have been talkin' bout?"
She got up and left the table, obviously pissed.

Needless to say, I didn't get any action from either one of them that night...dammit!

We didn't talk about it after that, so I have no idea what the hell they were both talking about to begin with, so I just let it go. It's better to have one sexually active gal than none at all.

HarryParatestes · 01-27-2005, 10:40 AM

"I'm a student at a small college in the Midwest....."

RINGLEADER · 01-27-2005, 10:48 AM

I'm a fan of pasteurization...

go bo · 01-27-2005, 11:11 AM

actually, i do know a guy who was in his late forties at the time, who got his wife and another woman to go for a threesome...

after awhile, the wife left him for the other woman...

but she was probably a better lay anyway...

01-27-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by go bo

actually, i do know a guy who was in his late forties at the time, who got his wife and another woman to go for a threesome...

after awhile, the wife left him for the other woman...

but she was probably a better lay anyway...

Self deprecating humor.... My favorite.

01-27-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

I was going to post this yesterday when Johnny Dare was talking to Muriel Hemingway about it and I got sidetracked.

I knew a guy who frequented swingers clubs with his wife. He lost 3 wives to other dudes or other women while enjoying that lifestyle. I never understood it. He was a unique cat - he looked like a moron redneck in his mid-20's. He was well over 50.

Anyway, I had forgotten about him until after I had already responded.

I heard the first couple minutes of the Hemingway interview - how did it get to this subject?

Ghostof · 01-27-2005, 11:22 AM

I guess she was in a movie or a t.v. show about it and Johnny brought it up. They didnt talk about but maybe 15-20 seconds.

Just thought it would be an interesting post.

go bo · 01-27-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Self deprecating humor.... My favorite.

RedNFeisty · 01-27-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostof

I guess she was in a movie or a t.v. show about it and Johnny brought it up. They didnt talk about but maybe 15-20 seconds.

Just thought it would be an interesting post.

The name of the movie was Sex Monster, it wasn't that good.

01-27-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well, that doesn't sound very enjoyable at all.

The fact that this dude was able to get laid at all was a major feat. Slayer would likely beat him handily in a beauty contest.

Ultra Peanut · 01-27-2005, 06:09 PM

A cat almost gave me a black eye.

01-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	This post will either have multiple pages.... or no one will respond to it. With all the trade talks, mock drafts, rumors flying about who the Chiefs are going to get etc etc.....I thought a random thought thread would break the monotony. Have you or do you know someone that tried to get their wife/girlfriend into a threesome, but have it backfire and their wife/girlfriend leaving them for that woman? I was going to post this yesterday when Johnny Dare was talking to Muriel Hemingway about it and I got sidetracked.
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01-27-2005, 10:31 AM	#2
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I had a past girlfriend who was very much into sex- lucky me! She also had a friend who was absolutely gorgeous at the time. Anyways, we were all out one night drinking and they were talking about sex and both looking at me mischeiviously- My mind the whole time thought they were hinting at a threesome and I was in absolute drunken heaven. After awhile, I leaned over to my girlfriend and asked her "So, when are we gonna do it?" She reponded hastily, "Just wait till we get home." "Aww c'mon baby, I want to do you both now!" She looked at me like she seen a ghost, "Excuse me?" 'Us. The three of us. Isn't dat what you two have been talkin' bout?" She got up and left the table, obviously pissed. Needless to say, I didn't get any action from either one of them that night...dammit! We didn't talk about it after that, so I have no idea what the hell they were both talking about to begin with, so I just let it go. It's better to have one sexually active gal than none at all. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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