are you ready for some foolishness?

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-12-2005, 03:54 PM

i have composed a list of the dumbest questions i have ever heard, just thought i should share them with you all!

Is there any truth that if you choke on the candy Peeps, that it hardens in your throat and even with the heimlich maneuver you can't be saved and you die?

My younger sis heard: in order for a cologne/perfume/fragrance to be compatible to one's body chemistry, spray a sample and then lick it. If the taste stings the tongue, it is not suitable; no sting — it's a good match.

Has anyone had to cut off their tongue because it frozen to a flagpole?

DRIED PIDGEON MANURE IF IT MAKES CONTACT WITH YOUR EYE, WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO BLIND?

Does urinating on a lemon tree make it grow quicker/better? ]

Does the color pink really make a person feel weaker?

If someone was too eat a huge clump of wasabi paste..Could they choke to death from being unable to breath?

They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person's body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face!
Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for "the big day". Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies!

can you telll me how to read expire date on corona beer box/bottle. the code I have on box is DC08C088. What does this mean?

People who get bite by a spider then get large bump on their body. The bump then erupps into hundereds of baby spiders.

I've been told that if you snort powdered glass as you would cocaine, you will die. Is this just a rumor, or would it actually happen?

HOW MUCH DO BABY ANACONDAS WEIGH AT BIRTH?

If you sneeze and get into an accident, are you still at fault? Are there any laws?

how much would a penguin egg cost to buy and ship to texas

How long are the intestines?

Is Bounce (fabric softener sheet) unsafe to use? Is it on the EPA's hazzardous waste list?

does anyone here bilieve that there are aliens in other planets? who really made us is there really a god? im not saying there isnt but who made god?

I've heard that it is impossible to take a lightbulb out of your mouth once one puts it in, without either breaking the bulb or dislocating the jaw.

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-12-2005, 04:18 PM

wow 8 views and no replys,

score it's a new record for one of my threads

unlurking · 10-12-2005, 04:37 PM

I heard one today!

"are you ready for some foolishness?"

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-12-2005, 04:58 PM

so its not better than the fart thread i take it

**Rain Man** · 10-12-2005, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onescrewleftuntwisted

Does urinating on a lemon tree make it grow quicker/better? ]

As an aside, urinating in a glass of lemonade makes a bigger glass of lemonade. Kind of.

KChiefsQT · 10-12-2005, 05:20 PM

You must have asked these questions... and gotten some strange looks, so you decided to share it with the planet, eh?

Halfcan · 10-12-2005, 10:03 PM

Funny stuff dude- I will give you a pity post.

Simplex3 · 10-12-2005, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Does the color pink really make a person feel weaker?

This one has actually been tested and seems to be true. Different colors affect moods which can affect physical performance.

**Rausch** · 10-12-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

This one has actually been tested and seems to be true. Different colors affect moods which can affect physical performance.

Yup.

And you will die snorting broken glass. I doubt the t00l that asked this is still breathing...

Halfcan · 10-12-2005, 10:27 PM

Simplex is right-its called Bakers Pink-they used to paint the inside of insane asylums that color until they figured pink just pisses most men off.

**Skip Towne** · 10-12-2005, 10:43 PM

If I spend time in a pink room and get all passive then hit my thumb with a hammer, is the effect reversed? I would think so. While there may be a little evidence to support the pink thing, I would think there are too many outside forces at work for it to matter much.

**ExtremeChief** · 10-13-2005, 05:21 AM

I would think I would be excited if Pink was in the room.

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-14-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtremeChief

I would think I would be excited if Pink was in the room.

you might not be able to do anything right,

10-12-2005, 03:54 PM
onescrewleftuntwisted if only i had a hammer Join Date: May 2005 Location: your momma didn't say Casino cash: $10004900	are you ready for some foolishness? i have composed a list of the dumbest questions i have ever heard, just thought i should share them with you all! Is there any truth that if you choke on the candy Peeps, that it hardens in your throat and even with the heimlich maneuver you can't be saved and you die? My younger sis heard: in order for a cologne/perfume/fragrance to be compatible to one's body chemistry, spray a sample and then lick it. If the taste stings the tongue, it is not suitable; no sting — it's a good match. Has anyone had to cut off their tongue because it frozen to a flagpole? DRIED PIDGEON MANURE IF IT MAKES CONTACT WITH YOUR EYE, WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO BLIND? Does urinating on a lemon tree make it grow quicker/better? ] Does the color pink really make a person feel weaker? If someone was too eat a huge clump of wasabi paste..Could they choke to death from being unable to breath? They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person's body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face! Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for "the big day". Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies! can you telll me how to read expire date on corona beer box/bottle. the code I have on box is DC08C088. What does this mean? People who get bite by a spider then get large bump on their body. The bump then erupps into hundereds of baby spiders. I've been told that if you snort powdered glass as you would cocaine, you will die. Is this just a rumor, or would it actually happen? HOW MUCH DO BABY ANACONDAS WEIGH AT BIRTH? If you sneeze and get into an accident, are you still at fault? Are there any laws? how much would a penguin egg cost to buy and ship to texas How long are the intestines? Is Bounce (fabric softener sheet) unsafe to use? Is it on the EPA's hazzardous waste list? does anyone here bilieve that there are aliens in other planets? who really made us is there really a god? im not saying there isnt but who made god? I've heard that it is impossible to take a lightbulb out of your mouth once one puts it in, without either breaking the bulb or dislocating the jaw.
Posts: 1,090

10-12-2005, 04:18 PM	#2
onescrewleftuntwisted if only i had a hammer Join Date: May 2005 Location: your momma didn't say Casino cash: $10004900	wow 8 views and no replys, score it's a new record for one of my threads __________________ quote lost in translation
Posts: 1,090

10-12-2005, 04:37 PM	#3
unlurking MVP Join Date: Aug 2003 Casino cash: $7737309	I heard one today! "are you ready for some foolishness?"
Posts: 10,620

10-12-2005, 04:58 PM	#4
onescrewleftuntwisted if only i had a hammer Join Date: May 2005 Location: your momma didn't say Casino cash: $10004900	so its not better than the fart thread i take it __________________ quote lost in translation
Posts: 1,090

10-12-2005, 05:20 PM	#6
KChiefsQT Kara G! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $9325122	You must have asked these questions... and gotten some strange looks, so you decided to share it with the planet, eh? __________________ ~Just a girl who loves football~
Posts: 4,070

10-12-2005, 10:03 PM	#7
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Funny stuff dude- I will give you a pity post.
Posts: 43,200

10-12-2005, 10:27 PM	#10
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Simplex is right-its called Bakers Pink-they used to paint the inside of insane asylums that color until they figured pink just pisses most men off.
Posts: 43,200

10-12-2005, 10:43 PM	#11
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	If I spend time in a pink room and get all passive then hit my thumb with a hammer, is the effect reversed? I would think so. While there may be a little evidence to support the pink thing, I would think there are too many outside forces at work for it to matter much.
Posts: 69,689

10-13-2005, 05:21 AM	#12
ExtremeChief Poser Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BFE, MO Casino cash: $9991344	I would think I would be excited if Pink was in the room. __________________ When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Posts: 2,354