Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Man Requests Longer Prison Sentence Because of Larry Bird
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-20-2005, 11:29 AM  
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Man Requests Longer Prison Sentence Because of Larry Bird
Just found this on another board. What a tool!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Quote:
Hard time
Man requests longer prison term to honor Larry Bird
Posted: Thursday October 20, 2005 12:10PM; Updated: Thursday October 20, 2005 1:16PM

Larry Bird not only is leading the Pacers, it appears he is also leading fans of his to request longer prison sentences.
Rick Stewart/Getty Images

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to -- all because of Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be.

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Last edited by Simplex3; 10-20-2005 at 11:37 AM..
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:31 AM   #2
Goapics1 Goapics1 is offline
Ghetto Superstar
 
Goapics1's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Midwest
Casino cash: $10004900
At least he wasn't a fan of Dennis Rodman (91), I guess.
Posts: 4,756
Goapics1 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Goapics1 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:33 AM   #3
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $3048491
VARSITY
Just as Bird excelled at basketball, this guy excels at stupidity.
__________________
I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,663
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:34 AM   #4
Sully Sully is offline
It Goes On
 
Sully's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
Casino cash: $10026331
Why couldn't he have been a Jim Otto fan?
__________________
"And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car."
- Tommy Lasorda
Posts: 18,295
Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.Sully threw an interception on a screen pass.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:35 AM   #5
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
Just as Bird excelled at basketball, this guy excels at stupidity.
I'm thinking they should have offered to execute him 33 times. I'll bet he would have gone for that in a heartbeat.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:36 AM   #6
Phobia
Guest
 

Casino cash: $
Kick ass. I'm going on a criminal rampage in Oklahoma because I'm a fan of Warren Moon.
Posts: n/a
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:37 AM   #7
chagrin chagrin is offline
Giggitty!
 
chagrin's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Missoula, Mt
Casino cash: $9914905
frankth and beanth!
__________________
Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
Posts: 13,394
chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.chagrin must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:39 AM   #8
penguinz penguinz is online now
Supporter
 
penguinz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2003
Casino cash: $2897626
So they are going to waste tax money to keep this guy in jail longer at his request?
__________________
Posts: 16,431
penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.penguinz is too fat/Omaha.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:40 AM   #9
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
Kick ass. I'm going on a criminal rampage in Oklahoma because I'm a fan of Warren Moon.
I want to be on record as saying I'm a gigantic fan of Swoop, the Eagle's mascot.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:42 AM   #10
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by penguinz
So they are going to waste tax money to keep this guy in jail longer at his request?
Considering how dumb this guy is I say we have Larry call him up and say the number Larry really wanted to wear was "Life Without Parole".
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:49 AM   #11
StcChief StcChief is offline
Playing for #1 Draft Pick
 
StcChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just West of Lambs land
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Just found this on another board. What a tool!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

I'm wondering how much the tax payers are paying to keep him for 7 more years...........
Posts: 25,901
StcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutStcChief is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:54 AM   #12
Phobia
Guest
 

Casino cash: $
Quote:
Originally Posted by nm_dbf
I'm wondering how much the tax payers are paying to keep him for 7 more years...........
30 + 7 = 37

That dude is really gonna be pissed now.
Posts: n/a
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:56 AM   #13
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by nm_dbf
I'm wondering how much the tax payers are paying to keep him for 7 more years...........
Uhhh.... check your math. Bird's number was 33, as mentioned in the article.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2005, 11:59 AM   #14
Amnorix Amnorix is offline
In BB I trust
 
Amnorix's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2003
Location: Boston, Mass.
Casino cash: $10029808
He shoulda been a fan of the Chief!

__________________
"I love signature blocks on the Internet. I get to put whatever the hell I want in quotes, pick a pretend author, and bang, it's like he really said it." George Washington
Posts: 43,125
Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.Amnorix is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2005, 02:51 AM   #15
ChiefsFanatic ChiefsFanatic is offline
DeadPunisher
 
ChiefsFanatic's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Blue Springs, MO. 64014
Casino cash: $2979205
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
Just as Bird excelled at basketball, this guy excels at stupidity.
At least he has been removed from the gene pool for the next Larry Bird years.
Posts: 7,498
ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.ChiefsFanatic wants to die in a aids tree fire.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:02 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.