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Old 02-13-2006, 08:31 PM  
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Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:32 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:33 PM   #3
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:33 PM   #4
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At no time have I ever even considered the possibility of putting anything IN my d**k. This guy is an idiot.
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:34 PM   #5
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:42 PM   #6
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I just would have to start licking her if I could not get it up, he-l no pencil no way!

I feel sick to my stomach or should I say bladder now.
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:54 PM   #7
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that whole story reeks of unnaturalness.
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:01 PM   #8
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Tying the pencil to your dick I could understand...
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:04 PM   #9
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:06 PM   #10
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There's a short story by Chuck Palahniuk about a similar situation. I think it was called guts if I remember correctly. Apparently, this isn't unheard of in other cultures.
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:07 PM   #11
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I just got the chills and I don't even have a penis. Who posts this shit anyways????
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:18 PM   #13
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Atleast he didn't try to sharpen it.
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:20 PM   #14
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This guy either had a huge urethra or one really small pencil.
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:22 PM   #15
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This guy either had a huge urethra or one really small pencil.
I am curious about the length of his member, unless he shortened the pencil somehow.
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