What...

greg63 · 05-08-2006, 10:41 AM

...is the meaning of life?

(Insert Monte Python movie lines/jokes here)

**Bowser** · 05-08-2006, 10:42 AM

"life's a piece of shit
when you look at it..."

**Donger** · 05-08-2006, 10:45 AM

No. fuck off – I'm full.

greg63 · 05-08-2006, 10:53 AM

Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

**Skip Towne** · 05-08-2006, 12:12 PM

This thread needs a poll.

Hydrae · 05-08-2006, 12:30 PM

Follow the sandle!

epitome1170 · 05-08-2006, 01:06 PM

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Simplex3 · 05-08-2006, 01:07 PM

42. Duh.

**Rain Man** · 05-08-2006, 01:12 PM

We live because we are all small parts of a great being, atoms composed of atoms, and we are the individual cells of an organism so large that we are not aware of its existence even though we are part of it, and it is us. And in that greater universe, that great being is probably working fast food.

Braincase · 05-08-2006, 02:08 PM

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

greg63 · 05-08-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

This thread needs a poll.

Done!

**Iowanian** · 05-08-2006, 02:26 PM

Easy.

The meaning of life is just *this one thing*

**Iowanian** · 05-08-2006, 02:27 PM

Tom T Hall says its
Faster horses, Older whiskey, Younger women and more money

kcfanXIII · 05-08-2006, 02:28 PM

i learned the meaning of life in a pink floyd song.

"and you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking.
and racing around to come up behind you again.
the sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older.
shorter of breathe, and one day closer to death."

no wonder i was a depressed kid.

**Dartgod** · 05-08-2006, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg63

What...is the meaning of life?

I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

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05-08-2006, 10:41 AM
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05-08-2006, 10:53 AM	#4
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $9164990	Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. __________________
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epitome1170 CP's Resident S.E. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9562460	It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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05-08-2006, 02:08 PM	#10
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. __________________ BrainCase
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4638454	Easy. The meaning of life is just this one thing
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05-08-2006, 02:28 PM	#14
kcfanXIII Ride on! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Galaxy far far away Casino cash: $10013172	i learned the meaning of life in a pink floyd song. "and you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking. and racing around to come up behind you again. the sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older. shorter of breathe, and one day closer to death." no wonder i was a depressed kid. __________________ Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed, overcomes the fear of death.
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