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Old 01-18-2007, 08:04 PM   Topic Starter
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:21 PM   #2
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I call bulls**t. That's the one place he still DOES love her.
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:27 PM   #3
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:13 PM   #4
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:15 PM   #5
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Just kick her in the taco, duh...


Oh wait, sorry... Beat me to it.
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:48 PM   #6
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Sleep with her sister.
i find that works best
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:17 AM   #7
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Sleep with her sister.
messy but probably more efficent than the kicking or slapping. Tell her you've been thinking about her and another woman and was hoping she would be interested in a threesome.

worst case scenerio she's down for it, man talk about win win.

Other side, she thinks you're a freak and dumps you, thinking it's her idea. Passive aggressive, does it get any better?
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:35 PM   #8
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:40 PM   #9
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:48 PM   #10
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This works - Get over here, bitch, this dick isn't going to suck itself.
...and if she obeys then you don't want her gone anyway.
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:53 PM   #11
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Well, beating her is always a start. I find using the back of my hand is a pretty classy way to do it. You don't hit a chick with a closed fist, it's just not gentlemanlike.
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:49 PM   #12
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Old 01-19-2007, 03:30 AM   #13
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:06 AM   #14
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and I got a lot of shit for breaking up with a chick via text message
Nice. No uncomfortable conversation. No tears. Just a message saying to leave you the **** alone.
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:22 AM   #15
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why do you have to breakup with her? I find if you just stop answering their calls or the door when they come over, eventually they will move on, and then if you do get drunk and horny you can always drunk dial them and they'll be so intrigued you even bothered to contact them they'll cave for ya
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