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Old 08-10-2007, 05:52 PM  
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Can't a man just milk a goat in peace?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/..._Goat_Sex.html

TACOMA, Wash. -- A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned today in Tacoma on a charge of animal cruelty.

Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May eighth in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked. He said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August third but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:54 PM   #2
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http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/..._Goat_Sex.html

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
That's got to be an embarrassing way to go...

It was fair game until that happened.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:54 PM   #3
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:55 PM   #4
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TACOMA, Wash. --

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.


That guy has got to be on mean SOB.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:55 PM   #5
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:57 PM   #6
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http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/..._Goat_Sex.html

TACOMA, Wash. -- A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned today in Tacoma on a charge of animal cruelty.

Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May eighth in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked. He said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August third but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
That rocks. Goats are Hawt.

I didn't know they did outlaw that up in good ol Warshington.

A co-worker of mine grew up right by that Enumclaw. It has been fun giving him grief and calling him a horse****er.
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:01 PM   #7
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on a charge of animal cruelty.
So I guess he didn't bring the goat to orgasm?
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:04 PM   #8
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:07 PM   #9
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So I guess he didn't bring the goat to orgasm?
The Tacoma Times quoted the goat as stating that the experience was,"...not baa-aa-aad. Not baa-aa-aad at all." In fact the goat is expected as a character witness for the defense when this comes to trial.
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:08 PM   #10
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That's got to be an embarrassing way to go...

It was fair game until that happened.
I'm pretty sure that's the infamous Mrhands.mpg.

Do not google that.
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The Tacoma Times quoted the goat as stating that the experience was,"...not baa-aa-aad. Not baa-aa-aad at all." In fact the goat is expected as a character witness for the defense when this comes to trial.
Also groan worthy.

(Who am I kidding, I laughed.)
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:09 PM   #12
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I'm pretty sure that's the infamous Mrhands.mpg.

Do not google that.
I'm gonna go ahead and not do that. Thanks for the warning.
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The Tacoma Times quoted the goat as stating that the experience was,"...not baa-aa-aad. Not baa-aa-aad at all." In fact the goat is expected as a character witness for the defense when this comes to trial.
The goat was later said to have been, "Quite horny [at the time of the incident]."
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