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05-03-2008, 06:39 PM | #3 |
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Run as fast as you can
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05-03-2008, 06:39 PM | #4 |
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Probably walk by their work station and say, "Wal-Mart".
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05-03-2008, 06:40 PM | #5 |
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I remind them that they can look up the Home Depot website from the computer at their own desk and go back to answering my phone.
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05-03-2008, 06:41 PM | #6 |
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Let me help a little more.
After he said, "Home Depot", I respond, "Yes, Home Depot???" To which he responded, "Home Depot."
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Interesting. Maybe he had just watched that Charlie Rose by Samuel Beckett clip on Youtube and was feeling like an absurdist.
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05-03-2008, 06:48 PM | #8 |
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If the rabbits are talking back to you, it might be a sign you need to get out more. Just to be safe, Mr. Home Depot would be tomorrow's hossenfeffer.
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05-03-2008, 06:48 PM | #9 |
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Are you a competing with Home Depot?
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05-03-2008, 06:49 PM | #10 |
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I would send Jack Bauer over to kick their ass.
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05-03-2008, 06:55 PM | #11 |
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05-03-2008, 06:56 PM | #12 |
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I'd wait until he was gone for the day, and take a dump in his filing cabinet under "P".
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05-03-2008, 06:59 PM | #13 |
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Tell him the Old Home Depot was much cooler.
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05-03-2008, 07:02 PM | #14 |
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Wow, I had never seen that clip before, thanks for posting it. It was very similar to this guy. After the second, "home depot", I started to figure out what he wanted, but I screwed with him and said, "Yes, Home Depot, we have a subject but no verb, what can I do for you?"
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