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Death Race trailer
No Stallone and No Carradine??? WTF?? hahaha
I doubt many people who watch this would know its even a remake. Looks like they stripped the most interesting part of the original out of it as well (Getting points for running over innocent people) Dumb... http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809936373/video/8306623 |
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06-13-2008, 03:34 PM | #2 |
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Meh. I'll just wait for Fast and the Furious: Electric Boogaloo.
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06-13-2008, 03:53 PM | #3 | |
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06-13-2008, 04:24 PM | #4 |
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And really - is there no new, fresh ideas in Hollywood? I'm sure that if someone looked around a little, there is a script just begging for Jason Statham and Ian McShane to star in that would be 100 times better than this crap.
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06-13-2008, 04:29 PM | #5 | |
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Since Hollywood is currently remaking every 70's and 80's movie now, what are they going to remake in 20 years since nothing is original anymore??
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06-13-2008, 04:39 PM | #6 |
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I was never a too fast, too furious fan, until I got stage I and stage II upgrades on my Audi A4.
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06-13-2008, 05:28 PM | #7 | |
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Cannonball Run, Hooper, Smokey and the Bandit, and the rest of the Hal Needham filmography. Ending with Nicholas Cage as Ace Stryker in Megaforce. Fahrenheit 451 redone as a crappy action/adventure like Rollerball was. Vin Diesel in Soylent Green. This time, most of the film is Thorne making them pay for turning Sol (Judd Hirsch) into green soda crackas. Cabaret: Comeback vehicle for Rosanne Barr Death Wish: Colin Farrel urinates on Bronson's legacy. The Boys from Brazil Redone as a tedious action-thriller by Michael Bay. Featuring Nathan Lane as Josef Mengele. Midnight Express: Harold and Kumar go to a Turkish prison for smuggling hashish. Harold and Maude: Estelle Getty and Haley Joel Osment in a farce by the creators of the American Pie direct to DVD sequels. Zardoz: Same incomprehensible script, but with more explosions. Featuring Hugh Grant in a diaper flying a giant stone head. Directed by Uwe Boll.
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06-13-2008, 09:37 PM | #8 |
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Jason Statham would KILL Stallone any day.
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