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Old 12-15-2013, 07:02 AM  
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Strange things you hear in your house...
I just heard my wife say, "I NEED SOMETHING TO PENETRATE THIS ASSHOLE!!!"



I'm scared.
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Old 12-15-2013, 07:08 AM   #2
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I just heard my wife say, "I NEED SOMETHING TO PENETRATE THIS ASSHOLE!!!"



I'm scared.
Tell her to look at Walgreens.com.
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Old 12-15-2013, 07:08 AM   #3
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Old 12-15-2013, 07:52 AM   #4
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Old 12-15-2013, 07:57 AM   #5
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Old 12-15-2013, 08:06 AM   #6
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Old 12-15-2013, 08:07 AM   #7
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Old 12-15-2013, 08:10 AM   #8
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Old 12-15-2013, 08:44 AM   #9
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Old 12-15-2013, 08:54 AM   #10
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Tell her to look at Walgreens.com.
lol

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Old 12-15-2013, 09:01 AM   #11
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Old 12-15-2013, 09:10 AM   #12
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Old 12-15-2013, 09:10 AM   #13
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Old 12-15-2013, 09:26 AM   #14
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Old 12-15-2013, 09:28 AM   #15
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