Poop If you were a mod

LaChapelle · 06-27-2009, 01:56 PM

If I was a mod this place would go to hell in 2 days because I wouldn't monitor threads I didn't care about.

The DC forum would be a fish trap. Once you enter you can not leave it for other Chiefsplanet forums.

Taking the Lord's name in vain would be treated like an racial slur.

That is all.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-27-2009, 01:58 PM

I'd ban everyone who didn't use proper grammar.

LaChapelle · 06-27-2009, 01:58 PM

well bye

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-27-2009, 02:00 PM

Toodles.

Hammock Parties · 06-27-2009, 02:04 PM

I'd be a great mod. The fact I haven't handed out a single infraction is proof of my ability to handle a great deal of power responsibly.

Stewie · 06-27-2009, 02:12 PM

If I were a mod...

Every day would be the first day of Spring
Every heart would have a new song to sing
And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring

If I were a mod
Every man would be as free as a bird
Every voice would be a voice to be heard
Take my word, we would treasure each day that occurred

My world would be a beautiful place
Where we would weave such wonderful dreams
My world would wear a smile on its face
Like the man in the moon when the moon beams

If I were a mod
Every man would say the world was his friend
There'd be happiness that no man could end
No my friend, not if I ruled the world

Every head would be held up high
There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky
If the day ever dawned when I ruled the world

**Smed1065** · 06-27-2009, 02:16 PM

Breaking the Habit.

Hammock Parties · 06-27-2009, 02:21 PM

We should have "mod of the month" where a randomly selected user with at least 2 years of service on the Planet gains mod powers. He has unlimited power for a week and only Kyle can check him. Then sit back and watch the fun happen.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-27-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

We should have "mod of the month" where a randomly selected user with at least 2 years of service on the Planet gains mod powers. He has unlimited power and only Kyle can check him. Then sit back and watch the fun happen.

There would be some comedy gold throughout that little experience.

06-27-2009, 02:40 PM

If I were a mod I'd rule with an iron fist for 6 years and then quit to go to a much crappier place.

**doomy3** · 06-27-2009, 03:03 PM

That douchebag, Raised on Riots, would be gone for sure.

**Smed1065** · 06-27-2009, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

We should have "mod of the month" where a randomly selected user with at least 2 years of service on the Planet gains mod powers. He has unlimited power for a week and only Kyle can check him. Then sit back and watch the fun happen.

I wish. You would be a model.........

FAX · 06-27-2009, 04:07 PM

I once attempted to become a mod. It was a lifelong goal for me. I even started a poll and the vast majority of peeps voted in the affirmative. Sadly, the voice of the peeps was ignored by the powers and I had to give up on my dream.

But that's okay. Because now I want to be a Headless Ghost Biker.

If I Were A Headless Ghost Biker

If I Were A Headless Ghost Biker, I'd cruise down the highways at night.
I'd run over all the hitchhikers and cut off their peckers for spite.
I'd scare ladies in their suburbans. And tailgate them just to cause fear,
So that those ladies would pee in their pants when they caught sight of me in their mirror.

I'd howl like a banshee whose nuts have been cracked. Except that I don't have a head.
So I'd use one of those party noise maker things that you purchase at Walmart instead.
And the police would search for me everywhere - but it would be a fruitless endeavor
'Cause the cops could never identify me on account of my noodle's been severed.

Oh, the fun I would have causing havoc and terror and mayhem, confusion, and pain.
As women would faint and big grown men would weep at this modern day Ichabod Crane!
But then one day while I was out scaring kids, I'd find my head; rotted and gnarley
And I'd pick it up and go to the ER just as fast as I could on my Harley!

That's when I would ask them to sew it back on - so I could be, once more, complete
And if they refused I would poke out their eyes and chop off their fingers and feet.
Then when my head was back where it belonged, I'd check to see if it was right.
And then I'd find out that they'd put it on backwards "Oh no! I now have reverse sight!"

And then I'd have to give up my life's work and all of my fun just because
Wherever I'd go, I would not see before me, I would only see where I was.

FAX

Pablo · 06-27-2009, 05:35 PM

If I were a mod, all the pussy would belong to me.

All of it.

Mr. Krab · 06-27-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

If I were a mod I'd rule with an iron fist for 6 years and then quit to go to a much crappier place.

06-27-2009, 01:56 PM
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	If you were a mod If I was a mod this place would go to hell in 2 days because I wouldn't monitor threads I didn't care about. The DC forum would be a fish trap. Once you enter you can not leave it for other Chiefsplanet forums. Taking the Lord's name in vain would be treated like an racial slur. That is all.
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06-27-2009, 01:58 PM	#3
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	well bye
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06-27-2009, 02:04 PM	#5
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $970478	I'd be a great mod. The fact I haven't handed out a single infraction is proof of my ability to handle a great deal of power responsibly. __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-27-2009, 02:12 PM	#6
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $-1650099	If I were a mod... Every day would be the first day of Spring Every heart would have a new song to sing And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring If I were a mod Every man would be as free as a bird Every voice would be a voice to be heard Take my word, we would treasure each day that occurred My world would be a beautiful place Where we would weave such wonderful dreams My world would wear a smile on its face Like the man in the moon when the moon beams If I were a mod Every man would say the world was his friend There'd be happiness that no man could end No my friend, not if I ruled the world Every head would be held up high There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky If the day ever dawned when I ruled the world
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06-27-2009, 02:16 PM	#7
Smed1065 Supporter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Returning From Hell Casino cash: $4923673	Breaking the Habit.
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06-27-2009, 02:21 PM	#8
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $970478	We should have "mod of the month" where a randomly selected user with at least 2 years of service on the Planet gains mod powers. He has unlimited power for a week and only Kyle can check him. Then sit back and watch the fun happen. __________________ Chiefs game films
Posts: 296,860

06-27-2009, 02:40 PM	#10
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	If I were a mod I'd rule with an iron fist for 6 years and then quit to go to a much crappier place.
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06-27-2009, 03:03 PM	#11
doomy3 Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $3293539	That douchebag, Raised on Riots, would be gone for sure.
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06-27-2009, 04:07 PM	#13
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	I once attempted to become a mod. It was a lifelong goal for me. I even started a poll and the vast majority of peeps voted in the affirmative. Sadly, the voice of the peeps was ignored by the powers and I had to give up on my dream. But that's okay. Because now I want to be a Headless Ghost Biker. If I Were A Headless Ghost Biker If I Were A Headless Ghost Biker, I'd cruise down the highways at night. I'd run over all the hitchhikers and cut off their peckers for spite. I'd scare ladies in their suburbans. And tailgate them just to cause fear, So that those ladies would pee in their pants when they caught sight of me in their mirror. I'd howl like a banshee whose nuts have been cracked. Except that I don't have a head. So I'd use one of those party noise maker things that you purchase at Walmart instead. And the police would search for me everywhere - but it would be a fruitless endeavor 'Cause the cops could never identify me on account of my noodle's been severed. Oh, the fun I would have causing havoc and terror and mayhem, confusion, and pain. As women would faint and big grown men would weep at this modern day Ichabod Crane! But then one day while I was out scaring kids, I'd find my head; rotted and gnarley And I'd pick it up and go to the ER just as fast as I could on my Harley! That's when I would ask them to sew it back on - so I could be, once more, complete And if they refused I would poke out their eyes and chop off their fingers and feet. Then when my head was back where it belonged, I'd check to see if it was right. And then I'd find out that they'd put it on backwards "Oh no! I now have reverse sight!" And then I'd have to give up my life's work and all of my fun just because Wherever I'd go, I would not see before me, I would only see where I was. FAX
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06-27-2009, 05:35 PM	#14
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1720644	If I were a mod, all the pussy would belong to me. All of it.
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