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Old 12-03-2009, 03:50 PM  
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I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorcycle so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the engine oil cap on my cycle appeared to have a hairline crack and was leaking a little bit of oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealership where I bought it? thanks.
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:51 PM   #2
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Smell her dick to see if it smells like pussy.

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Old 12-03-2009, 03:51 PM   #3
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I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorcycle so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the engine oil cap on my cycle appeared to have a hairline crack and was leaking a little bit of oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealership where I bought it? thanks.




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Old 12-03-2009, 03:52 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:52 PM   #5
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:52 PM   #6
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:53 PM   #7
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:53 PM   #8
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It sounds to me like filling both of those cracks full of JB weld would solve both of your problems.
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:54 PM   #9
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:55 PM   #10
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This sounds like a plan...
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:56 PM   #12
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