Other Games Gladiator Round 1, Match 26: kyle delexus vs. excessive

**Rain Man** · 07-07-2011, 12:01 PM

Kyle DeLexus:

AK-47 rifle with 20 rounds

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 100 seconds

excessive:

Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 25 seconds

Venue:

USS Seawolf (SSN-21) 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted). Starting distance 350 feet - 1 at bow, 1 at stern.

Steron · 07-07-2011, 12:05 PM

excessive has to find a good place to hide and club Kyle from behind. I thinks this one is more of a toss-up than one might imagine. I'm going to buck conventional wisdom and go with the melee this time.

excessive wins.

KurtCobain · 07-07-2011, 12:06 PM

I'd think excessive should just do himself in with the bat at go!

**The Franchise** · 07-07-2011, 12:07 PM

Is there a time limit on these matches?

If there isn't and I'm Kyle.....I sit back at the end of the boat and make him come to me.

Simply Red · 07-07-2011, 12:08 PM

kyle will simply wait it out and pick off the n00b, once he's got the cross hairs on him.

Simply Red · 07-07-2011, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Is there a time limit on these matches?

If there isn't and I'm Kyle.....I sit back at the end of the boat and make him come to me.

ha

Pants · 07-07-2011, 12:11 PM

You discharge an AK-47 in those tight quarters and you're both probably bleeding from the ears. Well, excessive would be bleeding from his ears and from the gaping gunshot wound left behind by that 7.62 round.

Easy win for Kyle.

**Rain Man** · 07-07-2011, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Is there a time limit on these matches?

If there isn't and I'm Kyle.....I sit back at the end of the boat and make him come to me.

This is a good question, and I've been pondering that. It seems logical that there should be a time limit, but I'm not sure how to implement it. Neither side really has an incentive to risk their life. Maybe we should have a rule that each person has a time bomb placed in their carotid artery that gets disarmed only when they win.

KurtCobain · 07-07-2011, 12:14 PM

EXCESSSSSIIIIIVVVVE.... I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITIIIIIIIIIIING!

Steron · 07-07-2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

EXCESSSSSIIIIIVVVVE.... I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITIIIIIIIIIIING!

EXCESSSSSIIIIIVVVVE......................COME OUT AND PLAaaaaaaAAAAAYYYY! (while clinking glass bottles together on the ends of his fingers)

**Rain Man** · 07-07-2011, 12:20 PM

In close quarters, I think there's some advantage in having a close quarters weapon like the bat. However, in a submarine I'm not sure there's enough room for a proper windup and swing. I think excessive and kyle will meet at a corner and excessive will end up denting a wall or whatever those door things are called, and kyle will just bring the gun up and shoot.

Assuming kyle can shoot, of course. Will the hull survive an AK-47 shot, or does kyle have to abandon his weapon immediately? That's a key factor, in my opinion.

DJ's left nut · 07-07-2011, 12:37 PM

Excessive can't just wait him out because it's a pressurized hull.

Kyle has 100 seconds to process this, but he'll immediately realize that Excessive can only win in a melee. As such, as soon as the whistle starts, he'll haul ass to make it amidships, thus giving him a line of sight all the way down the sub. He would then be able to know if Excessive has moved into a forward compartment because he'd see him come through the bulkhead door.

He could advance one compartment at a time until he gets to the last compartment, where Excessive is still hiding (lest he have been shot as he tried to move forward). And could stand at a tight angle to the doorway itself and fire 10 rounds into the room. The pressure hull is going to ricochet those bullets all over that room (due to the tight angle, it is virtually impossible to get Kyle).

Excessive will either run from the room in panic (getting blasted by the remaining 10 rounds) or simply get plugged by a ricochet.

In either event, unless Kyle plans this incredibly poorly, he should be able to hold excessive down, drive the action and win fairly easily.

**mlyonsd** · 07-07-2011, 12:48 PM

There is a reason our combat troops storm buildings with machine guns and not baseball bats loaded with nails.

**Rain Man** · 07-08-2011, 12:17 PM

Game over. rock beats scissors, scissors cut paper, AK-47 shoots studded baseball bat.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-08-2011, 10:17 PM

Who the piss is "excessive?

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Kyle DeLexus	38	82.61%
excessive	8	17.39%
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07-07-2011, 12:01 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-512449 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 1, Match 26: kyle delexus vs. excessive Kyle DeLexus: AK-47 rifle with 20 rounds No backup weapon Time to prepare: 100 seconds excessive: Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it No backup weapon Time to prepare: 25 seconds Venue: USS Seawolf (SSN-21) 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted). Starting distance 350 feet - 1 at bow, 1 at stern.
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07-07-2011, 12:05 PM	#2
Steron Texting Ms. Dobbs Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Virginia Casino cash: $9408246	excessive has to find a good place to hide and club Kyle from behind. I thinks this one is more of a toss-up than one might imagine. I'm going to buck conventional wisdom and go with the melee this time. excessive wins.
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07-07-2011, 12:06 PM	#3
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-3337903	I'd think excessive should just do himself in with the bat at go!
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07-07-2011, 12:07 PM	#4
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07-07-2011, 12:08 PM	#5
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	kyle will simply wait it out and pick off the n00b, once he's got the cross hairs on him.
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07-07-2011, 12:11 PM	#7
Pants Time Keeps On Slipping Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3609900	You discharge an AK-47 in those tight quarters and you're both probably bleeding from the ears. Well, excessive would be bleeding from his ears and from the gaping gunshot wound left behind by that 7.62 round. Easy win for Kyle. __________________ "Turn the channel to 26!"
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07-07-2011, 12:14 PM	#9
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-3337903	EXCESSSSSIIIIIVVVVE.... I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITIIIIIIIIIIING!
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07-07-2011, 12:20 PM	#11
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-512449 VARSITY	In close quarters, I think there's some advantage in having a close quarters weapon like the bat. However, in a submarine I'm not sure there's enough room for a proper windup and swing. I think excessive and kyle will meet at a corner and excessive will end up denting a wall or whatever those door things are called, and kyle will just bring the gun up and shoot. Assuming kyle can shoot, of course. Will the hull survive an AK-47 shot, or does kyle have to abandon his weapon immediately? That's a key factor, in my opinion. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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07-07-2011, 12:37 PM	#12
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $-690901	Excessive can't just wait him out because it's a pressurized hull. Kyle has 100 seconds to process this, but he'll immediately realize that Excessive can only win in a melee. As such, as soon as the whistle starts, he'll haul ass to make it amidships, thus giving him a line of sight all the way down the sub. He would then be able to know if Excessive has moved into a forward compartment because he'd see him come through the bulkhead door. He could advance one compartment at a time until he gets to the last compartment, where Excessive is still hiding (lest he have been shot as he tried to move forward). And could stand at a tight angle to the doorway itself and fire 10 rounds into the room. The pressure hull is going to ricochet those bullets all over that room (due to the tight angle, it is virtually impossible to get Kyle). Excessive will either run from the room in panic (getting blasted by the remaining 10 rounds) or simply get plugged by a ricochet. In either event, unless Kyle plans this incredibly poorly, he should be able to hold excessive down, drive the action and win fairly easily. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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07-07-2011, 12:48 PM	#13
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $-2056238	There is a reason our combat troops storm buildings with machine guns and not baseball bats loaded with nails.
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07-08-2011, 12:17 PM	#14
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07-08-2011, 10:17 PM	#15
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Who the piss is "excessive? __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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