Other Games Gladiator Round 6, Match 1 (The Championship): rooster vs. otter

**Rain Man** · 07-19-2011, 03:26 PM

In this corner, standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the commandant of the Marines, the king of the Spartans, the corona of the conquistadors, and the turk of the Gurkhas....

ROOOOOOOOOSTERRRRRRRR!

Rooster has killed people with chain saws, flame throwers, AK-47s, M-1 Garands, and a two-handed sword! And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble!

And in this corner, also standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the ninja of the samurais, der fuehrer of the Panzer SS, the ruler of the Vikings, and the chief of the Apaches....

OTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR!

Otter has killed people in the desert, inside a bouncy castle, in lava fields, on a merry go round, and in temperate forests. And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble!

This is winner take all. No mercy. Fight to the death. The winner will walk away as the greatest gladiator on chiefsplanet.

Ready?

rooster:

Chain Saw

Backup weapon: bowie knife

Special Factor: You were kneed in the groin by each of the Olsen twins (Mary Kate and Ashley) right before the match.

Time to plan: 55 seconds

otter:

Small pocket knife with instantly deadly poison coating

Backup weapon: bowie knife

Special Factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.

Time to plan: 8 seconds

Venue:

A bouncy castle (no kids present) - Starting distance: 25 feet

View Poll Results: Who wins?
rooster	24	41.38%
otter	34	58.62%
Voters: 58. You may not vote on this poll

07-19-2011, 03:26 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 6, Match 1 (The Championship): rooster vs. otter In this corner, standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the commandant of the Marines, the king of the Spartans, the corona of the conquistadors, and the turk of the Gurkhas.... ROOOOOOOOOSTERRRRRRRR! Rooster has killed people with chain saws, flame throwers, AK-47s, M-1 Garands, and a two-handed sword! And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble! And in this corner, also standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the ninja of the samurais, der fuehrer of the Panzer SS, the ruler of the Vikings, and the chief of the Apaches.... OTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR! Otter has killed people in the desert, inside a bouncy castle, in lava fields, on a merry go round, and in temperate forests. And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble! This is winner take all. No mercy. Fight to the death. The winner will walk away as the greatest gladiator on chiefsplanet. Ready? rooster: Chain Saw Backup weapon: bowie knife Special Factor: You were kneed in the groin by each of the Olsen twins (Mary Kate and Ashley) right before the match. Time to plan: 55 seconds otter: Small pocket knife with instantly deadly poison coating Backup weapon: bowie knife Special Factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you. Time to plan: 8 seconds Venue: A bouncy castle (no kids present) - Starting distance: 25 feet
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