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01-05-2014, 10:56 PM | #2 |
Someone pass the antifreeze
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The wife didn't say a word. No texts from the family, just how I like it after an abortion like that.
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01-05-2014, 10:58 PM | #3 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Girlfriend waited about 20 hours to try and contact me. She knows I need my time...
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01-05-2014, 10:58 PM | #4 |
The pizza king of kansas
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my friend mary said i'm sorry on twitter.
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01-05-2014, 11:00 PM | #5 |
How tall is this thing?
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I had to immediately leave. Wife started laughing at me on the score where the Colts went up by 1.
She seems to think her bullshit mocking of my loyalties is going to make me jump ship or something. I cant really see any other reasoning behind it other than she may have some burning desire for me to lay a beating on her 16 years in the making. She didn't say anything when I got back home.
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01-05-2014, 11:03 PM | #6 |
Still Lurking
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Actually had many friends who know I am a Chiefs fan say they were sorry.
But here is something I need guidance on. Do any of you have facebook "friends" that you haven't talked to in forever that were kinda dicks in the past anyway. Well I have this friend who hasn't said anything for 3 years. On the last TD by the Colts I see him pop up on a post on my facebook and say "BOOM!!". I at that time chose to be a man about it and say that it was a good game and injuries and defense really screwed us and blah blah blah. This guy was a Tennessee Volunteer fan and would suck the Manning dick as much as possible. He was a big Colts fan because of this but thought he might now be a Denver fan since Mannings cock might be getting cold at Mile High. So what do you guys do with people like this? blow it off? Bring back the smack harder? I wasn't really in a right mind to be thinking of quick witty comebacks at the time. |
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01-05-2014, 11:03 PM | #7 |
Veteran
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my penis was all like "aw hell naw bitch you better give me some attention tonight"
i did. it was alright. |
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01-05-2014, 11:06 PM | #8 | |
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My wife has been pretty good about it since yesterday. Given me space, but still there if I need something. I woke up to an awesome breakfast too. She tries. |
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01-05-2014, 11:07 PM | #9 |
MVP
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My wife always tip-toes around me after a Chiefs loss. Smart woman.
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01-05-2014, 11:07 PM | #10 | |
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01-05-2014, 11:08 PM | #11 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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I had a Colts "fan" (and I use that term loosely) talk shit to me on my Facebook. I didn't give him the time of day, and will not respond to him going forward. I do this considering the one time I WAS able to talk smack after the Chiefs 28-24 win over Indy a few years back with Curtis Painter running Indy's offense, and he gives me the reply of: "Psh, who cares about the Colts? I watch Premier League soccer now. I don't really care anymore."
...I shit you not. And NOW he wants to talk shit? **** him. |
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01-05-2014, 11:13 PM | #12 |
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Everybody around me was like "I can't believe you're handling this so well."
I did handle it pretty well. Had some ferocious hate sex when I got home, though. |
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01-05-2014, 11:15 PM | #13 |
In my youth i pray to keep
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I have a friend who is a Pats fan.. Always talking shit on the Chiefs. Bandwagon fans this, Missouri team that, blah blah blah. I kinda went off on him when he made a post on facebook needling the Chiefs last night. I felt like a dick after a sobered up and offered my apologies.
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01-05-2014, 11:16 PM | #14 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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My uncle in Indy texted me that season tickets are available for the Colts next year.
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01-05-2014, 11:18 PM | #15 |
I'm with the banned.
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