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Old 06-09-2017, 10:34 PM  
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I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.
I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

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Old 06-09-2017, 10:36 PM   #2
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That shit is ant genocide in a tube. The aftermath is comically macabre.
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:37 PM   #3
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:39 PM   #4
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Terro.

That shit is ant genocide in a tube. The aftermath is comically macabre.
Orthoboric acid? They have a lot of products.

I was thinking more along the lines of ... I don't know.... gas.
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:41 PM   #5
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They attacked you because you became weak. You just walked by an anthill (twice) without killing any. Every time you see a hill you have to kill a few to let them know to keep their shit squared away.
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:42 PM   #6
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:43 PM   #7
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They attacked you because you became weak. You just walked by an anthill (twice) without killing any. Every time you see a hill you have to kill a few to let them know to keep their shit squared away.
That's the approach I'm taking. 2 motherfu kers ruined it for the rest of them but I don't care. It's on.
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:44 PM   #8
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I should note this is out in the country. Not at the house or anything. Got bit while I was scouting corn and working on my pivot.
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:47 PM   #9
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Old 06-09-2017, 10:51 PM   #10
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That's the approach I'm taking. 2 motherfu kers ruined it for the rest of them but I don't care. It's on.
They can smell their own dead. You have to kill enough for the chemical signal to keep them in defense mode. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.
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They probably know where you live. You should get out of town for a few days.
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They probably know where you live. You should get out of town for a few days.
I was browsing AntPlanet earlier and definitely saw a thread. "We're declaring war on this Kansan." Looks like most of them are bringing antifreeze.
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