Mission 10: The Sports Illustrated Supermission. Tyra! Tyra! Tyra!

**Rain Man** · 03-16-2004, 11:57 AM

Thanks to Zebedee for the mission name.

The planes should start rolling tonight. I'm about to get caught up at work, and my corporate taxes are in the capable hands of the US Postal Service.

Slayer Diablo · 03-16-2004, 01:20 PM

"...capable hands of the US Postal Service"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Hanks

The reputation of Fed Ex is at stake. Today we were 2 seconds late. Tomorrow it'll be 4 seconds, and then it'll become an hour...then we'll be as bad as the US Postal Service.

--Slayer
Couldn't resist posting that quote

Pennywise · 03-17-2004, 09:57 AM

Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (8) was thrown out of the plane immediately upon the explosion, as his position disintegrated.

Stunned and flash-burned, he alertly counts to ten before deploying his chute, and comes to a soft landing on an urban street in the middle of Rotterdam.

Dutch citizens mill about to prevent the Germans from reaching the scene, and the Dutch underground grabs him and runs.

In the basement of a Rotterdam townhouse, his minor burns are treated by a comely blonde Dutch girl.

Over the coming days, he heals quickly, and the girl eventually sneaks him out and lets him plug a hole in a dike with his finger, creating a memory that will last a lifetime.

After a week of hiding and planning, the Dutch underground gets him on a ship to Denmark, and from there to Norway, where he crosses by car into the Swedish frontier and hooks up with a supportive cargo ship to England.

That's awesome!

kcfanintitanhell · 03-17-2004, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyWise

Over the coming days, he heals quickly, and the girl eventually sneaks him out and lets him plug a hole in a dike with his finger, creating a memory that will last a lifetime.

With the luck I've had over the past 3 missions, my only sexual encounter with a civilian would be one who suffered from a severe case of necrophilia.

ndbbm · 03-17-2004, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyWise

Over the coming days, he heals quickly, and the girl eventually sneaks him out and lets him plug a hole in a dike with his finger, creating a memory that will last a lifetime.

I bet there was a reach-a-round involved.

**Rain Man** · 03-17-2004, 11:25 PM

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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle

Pilot Logical (9)
Copilot memyselfi (9)
Bombardier Hoover (9)
Navigator The Bad Guy (9)
Engineer BigChiefDave (9)
Radio Op. Ecto-I (9)
Tail Gunner Warrior5 (9)
Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (9)
Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (8)
Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (2)

Target: Antwerp
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

2 Me110s attack

Ebola fires, misses
Cntrygal fires, misses
Warrior5 fires, hits Me110

Both Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone)

4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

Hoover fires, misses
bigChiefDave fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

Warrior5 fires, misses
Hoover fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

1 Me109 driven off by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak 2 hits
-pilot compartment – logical’s oxygen supply is knocked out, and he switches to his backup system
-whammo! While logical is switching oxygen systems, the second flak hit severs the throttle wire on the #3 engine. It begins to rev up, so memyselfI, recognizing that war is wrong, shuts down the engine. The plane is close enough to the bomb zone that it can remain in formation, fortunately.
The flak hits and the revving engine cause the expected – hoover’s bomb run is off target – 0% score

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack

Ebola fires, misses
Cntrygal fires, damages Me110
Warrior5 fires, misses
bigChiefDave fires, misses

Me and Fw miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Poor weather - drizzle
Despite a shutdown engine and poor weather, logical glides the plane into a beautiful landing.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Logical (9)
Copilot memyselfi (9)
Bombardier Hoover (9)
Navigator The Bad Guy (9)
Engineer BigChiefDave (9)
Radio Op. Ecto-I (9)
Tail Gunner Warrior5 (9)
Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (9)
Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (8)
Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (2)

That’s a Big Ten for most of the crew.

**Rain Man** · 03-17-2004, 11:30 PM

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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot Lattimer (9)
Copilot go bo (9)
Bombardier KCJohnny (9)
Navigator Redcoats58 (9)
Engineer voyager (9)
Radio Op. munkey (9)
Tail Gunner TheFly (9)
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (9)
Right Waist Gunner headsnap (8)
Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell

Target: Lille
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Me110s attack

redcoats58 fires, misses
cdcox fires, misses
thefly fires, kills Me110

2 Me110s miss, break off attack

1 Me109 driven off by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 3 hits
-tail – rudder takes minor damage
-tail – tailplane takes minor damage
-superficial damage to tail
Bomb run off target due to flak, but KCJohnny still nicks the target – 5% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 1 Me110 are driven off by fighters

3 Me109s are driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Lattimer (9)
Copilot go bo (9)
Bombardier KCJohnny (9)
Navigator Redcoats58 (9)
Engineer voyager (9)
Radio Op. munkey (9)
Tail Gunner TheFly (9)
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (9)
Right Waist Gunner headsnap (8)
Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell

Buy another beer for the fighter pilots.

tk13 · 03-17-2004, 11:41 PM

Well, I'm up next, let's see if it's time to die yet again...

PastorMikH · 03-17-2004, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

[Bomb run off target due to flak, but KCJohnny still nicks the target – 5% score
.

Well that is a DEFFINATE improvement over what their last bombardier could have done.

Cntrygal · 03-18-2004, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Poor weather - drizzle
Despite a shutdown engine and poor weather, logical glides the plane into a beautiful landing.

Thanks Capt!

**Rain Man** · 03-21-2004, 10:12 PM

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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (9)
Copilot SNR (9)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (9)
Navigator philfree (9)
Engineer Talisman (9)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (9)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (9)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (9)
Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (9)
Left Waist Gunner tk13

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Fw190 is driven off by fighters

Hawaiianboy fires, damages Me110
Radar chief fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

4 Fw190s attack

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Pennywise fires, hits Fw190
Philfree fires, kills Fw190
Radar chief fires, damages Fw190

3 Fws miss, break off attack

5 Me109s attack – 1 Me is driven off by fighters

Ajkcfan fires, kills Me109
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Tk13 fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 3 hits
-starboard wing root damaged
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to waist

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to waist

2 Mes circle, attack again

Philfree fires, kills Me109
Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, hits Me109
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 6 hits!
-superficial damage to port wing
-starboard wing flap sustains minor damage
-starboard wing – landing gear brake is knocked out
-port sing root damaged
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to #4 engine

Garcia Bronco misses the target due to the flak – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses
Radar chief fires, kills Me109
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-nose – philfree takes a light wound to the left hip

Me circles, attacks again

Pennywise fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

Me scores 5 hits
-radio room – heat is out for ajkcfan
-superficial damage to radio room
-waist – pennywise sustains a light wound to the left calf
-waist – tk13 takes a light wound to the left thigh
-superficial damage to waist

Me circles, attacks again

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

2 Fw190s are driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

1 Me109 fires

Ajkcfan fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Endelt drops down to 10,000 feet so ajkcfan won’t get frostbite. Bandages get passed around.

Good weather
Endelt wheels the plane down to a good landing but can’t hit the brakes. He cuts the engines and the plane rolls down the length of the runway, sinking into the ground at the end of the base. There’s no significant damage, though, just a long walk back to the barracks.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (9)
Copilot SNR (9)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (9)
Navigator philfree (9)
Engineer Talisman (9)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (9)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (9)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (9)
Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (9)
Left Waist Gunner tk13

Purple hearts for everyone, kind of.

**Rain Man** · 03-21-2004, 10:50 PM

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B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide

Pilot htismaqe (9)
Copilot Bwana (9)
Bombardier jAZ (9)
Navigator 58Forever (9)
Engineer fbal4lif32 (9)
Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (9)
Tail Gunner KC Dan (9)
Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (9)
Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (2)
Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (2)

Target: Rouen
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

KC Dan fires, misses
jAZ fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

ExtremeChief fires, kills Me110
KC Dan fires, misses

Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

ExtremeChief fires, misses
fbal4lif32 fires, misses
KC Dan fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Fw rolls in from 1:30 high and plants 7 hits into Flyin’ Doublewide!
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-bomb bay – flight cables are damaged, but controls are still operable
-superficial damage to radio room
-radio room – SDChiefsfan loses his oxygen system and switches to a backup system
-superficial damage to waist
-tail – rudder is slightly damaged

Fw circles, attacks again

fbal4lif32 fires, misses
KC Dan fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 4 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-superficial damage to waist
-tail – tail gun is knocked out
-superficial damage to waist

Despite the hits to the rear of the aircraft, jAZ still manages to score some destruction – 10% score

Zone 4 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters

jAZ fires, misses
joesomebody fires, misses
tweak6 fires, misses
fbal4lif32 fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-tail – starboard elevator is destroyed
-superficial damage to port wing

Me circles, attacks again

ExtremeChief fires, misses
jAZ fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

3 Me 109s are driven off by fighters

1 Me109 attacks

jAZ fires, misses
tweak6 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

jAZ fires, misses
joesomebody fires, misses

Me scores 4 hits

-tail – kcdan loses the power to his heating system
-port elevator is destroyed. Both elevators have now been destroyed, which means that htismaqe will have a more difficult landing than normal
-tail – kcdan’s oxygen system is destroyed. He switches to his backup system, and is feeling pretty lucky right now to be uninjured without heat, oxygen, a gun, and with a damaged rudder and both elevators to his left and right destroyed.
-superficial damage to tail

Me circles, attacks again

58Forever fires, damages Me110
ExtremeChief fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

3 Me110s attack

ExtremeChief fires, kills Me110
tweak6 fires, misses
fbal4lif32 fires, damages Me110
SDChiefsfan fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-starboard wing – landing gear brake is destroyed

Me circles, attacks again

58Forever fires, misses
tweak6 fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-tail – rudder is now severely damaged

Me circles, attacks again

fbal4lif32 fires, kills Me110

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Htismaqe is bringing in a plane whose tail is in tatters – severely damaged rudder, inoperable elevators, and damaged control cables. The flight in is uncomfortable as the plane weaves and drifts. Htismaqe brings it in, bounces roughly, brings it down again, and then runs the plane off the side of the runway since his brakes aren’t fully operable. Flyin’ Doublewide bounces to a very rough landing, but is no worse the wear for it.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot htismaqe (9)
Copilot Bwana (9)
Bombardier jAZ (9)
Navigator 58Forever (9)
Engineer fbal4lif32 (9)
Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (9)
Tail Gunner KC Dan (9)
Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (9)
Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (2)
Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (2)

Ten hits to the tail and KC Dan doesn’t’ even need a band-aid. Let’s hope the luck continues.

**Rain Man** · 03-21-2004, 11:20 PM

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B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder III – Rise of the Machine

Pilot JOhn (3)
Copilot KC Jones (9)
Bombardier Taliswoman (4)
Navigator Dartgod (3)
Engineer Mohillbilly (3)
Radio Op. Stinger (3)
Tail Gunner roger (3)
Ball Turret Gunner Bug (3)
Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (3)
Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (2)

Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Dartgod fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, misses
Dave Lane fires, misses
Bug fires, kills Me109
Roger fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to waist

Me circles, attacks again

Taliswoman fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-supericial damage to tail
-superficial damage to port wing

Me circles, attacks again

Taliswoman fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Bug fires, hits Fw190
Roger fires, misses
Dave Lane fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Hit Fw scores 2 hits
-tail – rudder is damaged
-starboard aileron is hit with no impact

Fw circles, attacks again

Mohillbilly fires, misses
Roger fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters

Bug fires, misses
Dartgod fires, misses
Taliswoman fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to waist

Fw circles, attacks again

Roger fires, misses
Dave Lane fires, misses

Fw scores 2 hits
-starboard wing – landing gear brake is damaged
-nose – one bullet scores two hits, giving taliswoman a light wound to the stomach and then also giving dartgod a light wound to the left side of the head.

Fw circles, attacks again

Mohillbilly fires, damages Fw190
4th and Long fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 1 hit
-roger’s oxygen is hit, so he switches to his backup supply

Grimacing from her wound and adjusting to the flak disruption, taliswoman nonetheless manages to score a partial hit – 20% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Me109 attacks

Mohillbilly fires, misses
Roger fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

1 Fw190 is driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

The weather is poor over England, but John manages to slide the plane in for a nice landing.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot JOhn (3)
Copilot KC Jones (9)
Bombardier Taliswoman (4)
Navigator Dartgod (3)
Engineer Mohillbilly (3)
Radio Op. Stinger (3)
Tail Gunner roger (3)
Ball Turret Gunner Bug (3)
Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (3)
Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (2)

Another shot-up plane comes home from Abbeville.

tk13 · 03-22-2004, 02:58 AM

I survived! I survived! I haven't done that since mission five!

**ExtremeChief** · 03-22-2004, 06:52 AM

Quote:

ExtremeChief fires, kills Me110
ExtremeChief fires, kills Me110

Two kills baby!!! I think that's the first time I hit anything. White trailer trash strikes again!

03-16-2004, 11:57 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	Mission 10: The Sports Illustrated Supermission. Tyra! Tyra! Tyra! Thanks to Zebedee for the mission name. The planes should start rolling tonight. I'm about to get caught up at work, and my corporate taxes are in the capable hands of the US Postal Service.
Posts: 141,664

03-17-2004, 09:57 AM	#3
Pennywise pew pew madafakas Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Derry, Maine Casino cash: $1734400	Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (8) was thrown out of the plane immediately upon the explosion, as his position disintegrated. Stunned and flash-burned, he alertly counts to ten before deploying his chute, and comes to a soft landing on an urban street in the middle of Rotterdam. Dutch citizens mill about to prevent the Germans from reaching the scene, and the Dutch underground grabs him and runs. In the basement of a Rotterdam townhouse, his minor burns are treated by a comely blonde Dutch girl. Over the coming days, he heals quickly, and the girl eventually sneaks him out and lets him plug a hole in a dike with his finger, creating a memory that will last a lifetime. After a week of hiding and planning, the Dutch underground gets him on a ship to Denmark, and from there to Norway, where he crosses by car into the Swedish frontier and hooks up with a supportive cargo ship to England. That's awesome! __________________
Posts: 7,884

03-17-2004, 11:25 PM	#6
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21518" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle Pilot Logical (9) Copilot memyselfi (9) Bombardier Hoover (9) Navigator The Bad Guy (9) Engineer BigChiefDave (9) Radio Op. Ecto-I (9) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (9) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (9) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (8) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (2) Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium 2 Me110s attack Ebola fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Warrior5 fires, hits Me110 Both Mes miss, break off attack Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters Hoover fires, misses bigChiefDave fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to radio room Me circles, attacks again Warrior5 fires, misses Hoover fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Me109 driven off by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak 2 hits -pilot compartment – logical’s oxygen supply is knocked out, and he switches to his backup system -whammo! While logical is switching oxygen systems, the second flak hit severs the throttle wire on the #3 engine. It begins to rev up, so memyselfI, recognizing that war is wrong, shuts down the engine. The plane is close enough to the bomb zone that it can remain in formation, fortunately. The flak hits and the revving engine cause the expected – hoover’s bomb run is off target – 0% score Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack Ebola fires, misses Cntrygal fires, damages Me110 Warrior5 fires, misses bigChiefDave fires, misses Me and Fw miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: Belgium No enemy Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Poor weather - drizzle Despite a shutdown engine and poor weather, logical glides the plane into a beautiful landing. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Logical (9) Copilot memyselfi (9) Bombardier Hoover (9) Navigator The Bad Guy (9) Engineer BigChiefDave (9) Radio Op. Ecto-I (9) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (9) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (9) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (8) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (2) That’s a Big Ten for most of the crew. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,664

03-17-2004, 11:30 PM	#7
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21519" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You Pilot Lattimer (9) Copilot go bo (9) Bombardier KCJohnny (9) Navigator Redcoats58 (9) Engineer voyager (9) Radio Op. munkey (9) Tail Gunner TheFly (9) Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (9) Right Waist Gunner headsnap (8) Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell Target: Lille Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me110s attack redcoats58 fires, misses cdcox fires, misses thefly fires, kills Me110 2 Me110s miss, break off attack 1 Me109 driven off by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 3 hits -tail – rudder takes minor damage -tail – tailplane takes minor damage -superficial damage to tail Bomb run off target due to flak, but KCJohnny still nicks the target – 5% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 are driven off by fighters 3 Me109s are driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Lattimer (9) Copilot go bo (9) Bombardier KCJohnny (9) Navigator Redcoats58 (9) Engineer voyager (9) Radio Op. munkey (9) Tail Gunner TheFly (9) Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (9) Right Waist Gunner headsnap (8) Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell Buy another beer for the fighter pilots. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,664

03-17-2004, 11:41 PM	#8
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1722500	Well, I'm up next, let's see if it's time to die yet again...
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03-21-2004, 10:12 PM	#11
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21520" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (9) Copilot SNR (9) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (9) Navigator philfree (9) Engineer Talisman (9) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (9) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (9) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (9) Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (9) Left Waist Gunner tk13 Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Fw190 is driven off by fighters Hawaiianboy fires, damages Me110 Radar chief fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 4 Fw190s attack Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Pennywise fires, hits Fw190 Philfree fires, kills Fw190 Radar chief fires, damages Fw190 3 Fws miss, break off attack 5 Me109s attack – 1 Me is driven off by fighters Ajkcfan fires, kills Me109 Garcia bronco fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Tk13 fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Philfree fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 3 hits -starboard wing root damaged -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to waist Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to waist 2 Mes circle, attack again Philfree fires, kills Me109 Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, hits Me109 Garcia bronco fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 6 hits! -superficial damage to port wing -starboard wing flap sustains minor damage -starboard wing – landing gear brake is knocked out -port sing root damaged -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to #4 engine Garcia Bronco misses the target due to the flak – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Philfree fires, misses Radar chief fires, kills Me109 Hawaiianboy fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -nose – philfree takes a light wound to the left hip Me circles, attacks again Pennywise fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Me scores 5 hits -radio room – heat is out for ajkcfan -superficial damage to radio room -waist – pennywise sustains a light wound to the left calf -waist – tk13 takes a light wound to the left thigh -superficial damage to waist Me circles, attacks again Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 2 Fw190s are driven away by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 1 Me109 fires Ajkcfan fires, misses Garcia bronco fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Endelt drops down to 10,000 feet so ajkcfan won’t get frostbite. Bandages get passed around. Good weather Endelt wheels the plane down to a good landing but can’t hit the brakes. He cuts the engines and the plane rolls down the length of the runway, sinking into the ground at the end of the base. There’s no significant damage, though, just a long walk back to the barracks. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (9) Copilot SNR (9) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (9) Navigator philfree (9) Engineer Talisman (9) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (9) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (9) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (9) Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (9) Left Waist Gunner tk13 Purple hearts for everyone, kind of. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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03-21-2004, 10:50 PM	#12
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21522" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide Pilot htismaqe (9) Copilot Bwana (9) Bombardier jAZ (9) Navigator 58Forever (9) Engineer fbal4lif32 (9) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (9) Tail Gunner KC Dan (9) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (9) Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (2) Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (2) Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters KC Dan fires, misses jAZ fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: Western Channel 2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters ExtremeChief fires, kills Me110 KC Dan fires, misses Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters 3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters ExtremeChief fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses KC Dan fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw rolls in from 1:30 high and plants 7 hits into Flyin’ Doublewide! -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to pilot compartment -bomb bay – flight cables are damaged, but controls are still operable -superficial damage to radio room -radio room – SDChiefsfan loses his oxygen system and switches to a backup system -superficial damage to waist -tail – rudder is slightly damaged Fw circles, attacks again fbal4lif32 fires, misses KC Dan fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 4 hits -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to waist -tail – tail gun is knocked out -superficial damage to waist Despite the hits to the rear of the aircraft, jAZ still manages to score some destruction – 10% score Zone 4 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters jAZ fires, misses joesomebody fires, misses tweak6 fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -tail – starboard elevator is destroyed -superficial damage to port wing Me circles, attacks again ExtremeChief fires, misses jAZ fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 3 Me 109s are driven off by fighters 1 Me109 attacks jAZ fires, misses tweak6 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: Western Channel 2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters jAZ fires, misses joesomebody fires, misses Me scores 4 hits -tail – kcdan loses the power to his heating system -port elevator is destroyed. Both elevators have now been destroyed, which means that htismaqe will have a more difficult landing than normal -tail – kcdan’s oxygen system is destroyed. He switches to his backup system, and is feeling pretty lucky right now to be uninjured without heat, oxygen, a gun, and with a damaged rudder and both elevators to his left and right destroyed. -superficial damage to tail Me circles, attacks again 58Forever fires, damages Me110 ExtremeChief fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 3 Me110s attack ExtremeChief fires, kills Me110 tweak6 fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, damages Me110 SDChiefsfan fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to port wing -starboard wing – landing gear brake is destroyed Me circles, attacks again 58Forever fires, misses tweak6 fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to tail -tail – rudder is now severely damaged Me circles, attacks again fbal4lif32 fires, kills Me110 Zone 1: England Good weather Htismaqe is bringing in a plane whose tail is in tatters – severely damaged rudder, inoperable elevators, and damaged control cables. The flight in is uncomfortable as the plane weaves and drifts. Htismaqe brings it in, bounces roughly, brings it down again, and then runs the plane off the side of the runway since his brakes aren’t fully operable. Flyin’ Doublewide bounces to a very rough landing, but is no worse the wear for it. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot htismaqe (9) Copilot Bwana (9) Bombardier jAZ (9) Navigator 58Forever (9) Engineer fbal4lif32 (9) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (9) Tail Gunner KC Dan (9) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (9) Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (2) Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (2) Ten hits to the tail and KC Dan doesn’t’ even need a band-aid. Let’s hope the luck continues. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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03-21-2004, 11:20 PM	#13
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21525" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder III – Rise of the Machine Pilot JOhn (3) Copilot KC Jones (9) Bombardier Taliswoman (4) Navigator Dartgod (3) Engineer Mohillbilly (3) Radio Op. Stinger (3) Tail Gunner roger (3) Ball Turret Gunner Bug (3) Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (3) Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (2) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Dartgod fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, misses Dave Lane fires, misses Bug fires, kills Me109 Roger fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to waist Me circles, attacks again Taliswoman fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -supericial damage to tail -superficial damage to port wing Me circles, attacks again Taliswoman fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Bug fires, hits Fw190 Roger fires, misses Dave Lane fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Hit Fw scores 2 hits -tail – rudder is damaged -starboard aileron is hit with no impact Fw circles, attacks again Mohillbilly fires, misses Roger fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters Bug fires, misses Dartgod fires, misses Taliswoman fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to waist Fw circles, attacks again Roger fires, misses Dave Lane fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -starboard wing – landing gear brake is damaged -nose – one bullet scores two hits, giving taliswoman a light wound to the stomach and then also giving dartgod a light wound to the left side of the head. Fw circles, attacks again Mohillbilly fires, damages Fw190 4th and Long fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 1 hit -roger’s oxygen is hit, so he switches to his backup supply Grimacing from her wound and adjusting to the flak disruption, taliswoman nonetheless manages to score a partial hit – 20% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Me109 attacks Mohillbilly fires, misses Roger fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Fw190 is driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England The weather is poor over England, but John manages to slide the plane in for a nice landing. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot JOhn (3) Copilot KC Jones (9) Bombardier Taliswoman (4) Navigator Dartgod (3) Engineer Mohillbilly (3) Radio Op. Stinger (3) Tail Gunner roger (3) Ball Turret Gunner Bug (3) Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (3) Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (2) Another shot-up plane comes home from Abbeville. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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03-22-2004, 02:58 AM	#14
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1722500	I survived! I survived! I haven't done that since mission five!
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