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10-19-2009, 06:07 PM | Topic Starter |
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****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft****
Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.
I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses. The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS. Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock. We will employ a snaking draft method. Good luck my fellow "drafturbators". Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary. 1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson 2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing 3. 4. 5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen 6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey 7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze 8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone 9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt 11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick 12. Cak’n 14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks 15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx 16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain 17. 18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) Lanny Barbie 19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) Devon 20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Brianna Banks Round 2: 21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Gauge 22. GoChiefs Team 2 23. OTW Team 2 Amy Reid 24. 25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Phoenix Marie 26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr 27. Taint Masters (Dane) Nyomi Marcela 29. Cak’n 30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke 32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain 33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton 34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) Stormy Daniels 35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 37. 38. 39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels 40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Krystal Steal Round 3: 41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jodi Bean 42. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 43. 44. 45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) 48. 69ers (Dane) 49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo) 51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 52. Cak’n 53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo) 54. Taint Masters (Dane) 55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 57. 58. OTW Team 2 (OTW) 59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) 60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Round 4: 61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) 62. GoChiefs Team 2 63. OTW Team 2 64. 65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 67. Taint Masters (Dane) 68. Saccopoo Team 2 69. Cak’n 70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 71. Saccopoo Team 1 72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 73 69ers (Dane) 74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) 75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 77. 78. 79. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Last edited by 'Hamas' Jenkins; 12-23-2009 at 01:00 AM.. |
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10-19-2009, 06:12 PM | #2 |
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I'm busy as **** in November, but this is too entertaining to pass up. |
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10-19-2009, 06:15 PM | #3 |
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10-19-2009, 06:23 PM | #4 |
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This is an excellent idea. I have to decline the invitation for this one because I honestly don't know shit about porn. I almost never watch any; I'd be as useful to this mock draft as Hootie is to a football one.
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10-19-2009, 06:24 PM | #5 | |
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We have plenty of WTF picks in the CP mock. I would suggest, Hamas, to limit the number of teams. Something like 16-20 teams, 2 to an owner. |
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10-20-2009, 08:24 PM | #6 | |
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I mean, who the hell pays any attention to names?
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10-21-2009, 01:03 AM | #7 |
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The internet has certainly made minutia and obscura relevant, in terms of cam whores and porn. I mean, shit...I have already got thrown for a loop with the Aurora Snow thing. I'm hoping like hell that Hamas lets the old timey, real film, historical porn people into the draft. Otherwise, I'm screwed.
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10-19-2009, 07:45 PM | #8 |
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Well this sounds amusing, lets go for it.
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10-19-2009, 09:15 PM | #9 |
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10-19-2009, 09:41 PM | #10 |
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I am ****ing in. Literally.
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10-20-2009, 12:25 PM | #11 |
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Dude....I'm in.
Bree Olsen is going #1 overall!!!!! |
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10-20-2009, 03:08 PM | #12 |
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10-20-2009, 03:05 PM | #13 |
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I've already put my fantasy draft list together. Start this ****er now!
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10-20-2009, 03:28 PM | #14 | |
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That would be a great pick....she sure is talented.
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10-20-2009, 03:10 PM | #15 |
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Oh, is this a current in the business player draft, or are historical/out of the business individuals capable of being drafted?
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