****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft****
Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mockdrafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.
I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.
The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.
Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.
We will employ a snaking draft method.
Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".
Here is the officialdraft order. Team names will be added as necessary.
Round 1: 1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson 2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing 3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina 4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane 5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen 6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey 7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze 8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone 9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt 10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo) 11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick 12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann 13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo) 14. Taint Masters (Dane)Abbey Brooks 15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)Rachel Roxxx 16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)Taylor Rain 17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci 18. OTW Team 2 (OTW)Lanny Barbie 19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)Devon 20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)Brianna Banks Round 2: 21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)Gauge 22. GoChiefs Team 2 23. OTW Team 2Amy Reid 24. Mecca Team 2 Jayden James 25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)Phoenix Marie 26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr 27. Taint Masters (Dane)Nyomi Marcela 28. Saccopoo Team 2 29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)Audrey Bitoni 30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke 31. Saccopoo Team 1 32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain 33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton 34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)Stormy Daniels 35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)Alexis Texas 38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)Esperanza Gomez 39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels 40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)Krystal Steal Round 3: 41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)Jodi Bean 42. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Mikayla Mendez 44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) 48. 69ers (Dane) 49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo) 51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo) 54. Taint Masters (Dane) 55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) 58. OTW Team 2 (OTW) 59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) 60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
Round 4: 61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) 62. GoChiefs Team 2 63. OTW Team 2 64. Mecca Team 2 65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 67. Taint Masters (Dane) 68. Saccopoo Team 2 69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 71. Saccopoo Team 1 72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 73 69ers (Dane) 74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) 75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) 79. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)
Last edited by 'Hamas' Jenkins; 12-23-2009 at 01:00 AM..
I think this next pick is tremendous value. She's well known, she looks a little different from your standard fare, and quite frankly, she's built to ****.
The Alabama Hot Pockets select Mikayla Mendez
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