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Old 10-19-2009, 06:07 PM  
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****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft****
Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.

I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.

The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.

Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.

We will employ a snaking draft method.

Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".

Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary.

 Round 1:

1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson
2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing
3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina
4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane
5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen
6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey
7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze
8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone
9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt
10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick
12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann
13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks
15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx
16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain
17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci
18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) Lanny Barbie
19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) Devon
20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Brianna Banks

Round 2:

21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Gauge
22. GoChiefs Team 2
23. OTW Team 2 Amy Reid
24. Mecca Team 2 Jayden James
25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Phoenix Marie
26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr
27. Taint Masters (Dane) Nyomi Marcela
28. Saccopoo Team 2
29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Audrey Bitoni
30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke
31. Saccopoo Team 1
32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain
33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton
34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) Stormy Daniels
35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Alexis Texas
38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Esperanza Gomez
39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels
40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Krystal Steal




Round 3:

41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jodi Bean
42. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Mikayla Mendez
44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW)
48. 69ers (Dane)
49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
54. Taint Masters (Dane)
55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca)
58. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)



Round 4:

61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
62. GoChiefs Team 2
63. OTW Team 2
64. Mecca Team 2
65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
67. Taint Masters (Dane)
68. Saccopoo Team 2
69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
71. Saccopoo Team 1
72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
73 69ers (Dane)
74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
79. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

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Old 10-20-2009, 09:45 PM   #16
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:03 AM   #17
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Same here.

I mean, who the hell pays any attention to names?
The internet has certainly made minutia and obscura relevant, in terms of cam whores and porn. I mean, shit...I have already got thrown for a loop with the Aurora Snow thing. I'm hoping like hell that Hamas lets the old timey, real film, historical porn people into the draft. Otherwise, I'm screwed.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:54 PM   #18
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Old 10-22-2009, 10:07 AM   #19
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:40 PM   #20
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So I guess there's been a setback, or an outbreak of cat AIDS?

This thing was supposed to start tomorrow.
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:41 PM   #21
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Old 11-01-2009, 12:05 PM   #22
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I totally forgot about this.

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Old 11-01-2009, 12:07 PM   #23
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Buehler
Saccopoo
Kyle DeLexus
Direckshun

We need 6 more guys. Send out PMs to people you think might be interested. Once that's done, I'll randomly do the draft order.

Oh, and you are also responsible for your team names.
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At least one of my team names will be "Bukkake Tsunami." The other is TBD.

And FWIW, I say we just add one more guy for an even 10 owners/20 teams.

Why is Mecca not on the list?
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That's fine.

You can be the Bill Polian/Ozzie Newsome of the mock.

I'm going to be Pioli and take a tranny in the first round.
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