****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft**** - Page 5

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:00 AM

Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.

I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.

The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.

Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.

We will employ a snaking draft method.

Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".

Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary.

Round 1:

1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson
2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing
3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina
4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane
5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen
6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey
7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze
8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone
9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt
~~10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)~~
11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick
12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann
~~13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)~~
14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks
15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx
16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain
17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci
18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) Lanny Barbie
19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) Devon
20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Brianna Banks

Round 2:

21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Gauge
22. GoChiefs Team 2
23. OTW Team 2 Amy Reid
24. Mecca Team 2 Jayden James
25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Phoenix Marie
26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr
27. Taint Masters (Dane) Nyomi Marcela
~~28. Saccopoo Team 2~~
29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Audrey Bitoni
30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke
~~31. Saccopoo Team 1~~
32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain
33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton
34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) Stormy Daniels
35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Alexis Texas
38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Esperanza Gomez
39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels
40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Krystal Steal

Round 3:

41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jodi Bean
42. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Mikayla Mendez
44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW)
48. 69ers (Dane)
49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
54. Taint Masters (Dane)
55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca)
58. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)

Round 4:

61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
62. GoChiefs Team 2
63. OTW Team 2
64. Mecca Team 2
65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
67. Taint Masters (Dane)
68. Saccopoo Team 2
69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
71. Saccopoo Team 1
72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
73 69ers (Dane)
74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
79. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-12-2009, 06:18 PM

Excellent choice, GC. That chick has unbelievable calves.

Mecca · 11-12-2009, 11:26 PM

I talk with Bree Olsen on twitter all the time lol.

Hammock Parties · 11-13-2009, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Excellent choice, GC. That chick has unbelievable calves.

Her thighs and glutes were made to be pounded from behind. Her ass is a weapon.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-13-2009, 07:00 PM

Saccopoo's time has expired, and I haven't seen him around here all week.

I'll give him until 9 pm CST. If he hasn't posted by then, I'll remove his teams, and we'll proceed to Kyle DeLexus' pick.

Direckshun · 11-15-2009, 10:24 AM

With DeLexus' time having expired, Cakn Patna drafts Lisa Ann.

I figure this is probably better than banging Sarah Palin.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-15-2009, 11:30 PM

PM Dane, 'Shun.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 11-16-2009, 01:08 AM

PIIMB select Tera Patrick with the 11th pick of the 1st round. I honestly didn't think she would fall this far, she is probably the 2nd most recognizable porn star around next to jenna j and widely considered one of the best. While now she's getting a little old for the game at 33 she has publicly stated she will perform for 2 more years. After that she will continue to be involved in the porn community with her modeling agency and production company.

She has a great exotic look that could set the world on fire. Ironically she joins a team that has a name about anal sex, yet she has only done 1 or 2 anal scenes in her career(that I know of). She has a great body that compliments her asian decent. She became single in September (if you can land her, her last husband ended up in the porn game himself) yet will still be business partners with her ex.

Chiefs=Champions · 11-16-2009, 06:41 AM

i cant believe lela star hasnt gone yet... for shame!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-16-2009, 12:43 PM

Don't forget to PM the next GM. Dane is on the clock.

**DaneMcCloud** · 11-16-2009, 02:36 PM

With the first pick of the 2009 Porno Draft, the Taint Masters select Abbey Brooks, beautiful blond pornstar.

Abbey is a bigger girl, though by no means a BBW. She's an all-natural beauty with large breasts, great legs and an absolutely beautiful face.

Pro's: Beautiful face, willingly does oral, anal, dp and lesbian acts. Could be a pinup model.

Con's: May be too large for smaller men and hasn't shown the proclivity to lose any weight since starting her porn career.

We at the Taint Masters see a bright future ahead for Ms. Brooks.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-16-2009, 04:59 PM

With the 15th (really the 13th) pick in the 2009 CP Pr0n Draft, The Right 53, 1 Cup selects:

Rachel Roxxx.

Pros: Tight, athletic body. Nice ass. Full breasts. Pierced tongue. Does anal and spit roasting. Nice eyes

Negatives: Breasts are a little too round. Very short stature hinders her ability to do leg work.

This chick is a spray maker.

Buehler is on the clock.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-16-2009, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

I'm going to have to go with Bree Olsen. She's been my favorite for a while now and I know the Cum Ninja's manager has a thing for her as well. This is just a homer pick really.

She belongs on team I'd put it in her butt.

**Buehler445** · 11-16-2009, 10:00 PM

With the 16th Overall pick, the Sex Panthers selects:

Taylor Rain

Not all that mainstream, Taylor brings a full gammot of porn performance. Wither her petite figure and adequate boobage, she is a selection the Sex Panthers can build around.

Pros: Thin, real boobs, attractive face, does a wide variety of activities.

Cons: Sometimes she is a bit toooo nasty, getting up there in age, won't appeal to the giant boob crowd or the ass crowd.

**DaneMcCloud** · 11-16-2009, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Cons: Sometimes she is a bit toooo nasty, getting up there in age, won't appeal to the giant boob crowd or the ass crowd.

She does, however, appeal to the vagina crowd

**DaneMcCloud** · 11-16-2009, 11:13 PM

Hey, so what happens after the draft is complete?

Hamas, are you planning to set up a voter poll, pitting one pornstar against another until one is left standing?

10-19-2009, 06:07 PM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	**Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock. I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses. The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS. Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock. We will employ a snaking draft method. Good luck my fellow "drafturbators". Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary. Round 1:** 1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson 2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing 3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina 4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane 5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen 6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey 7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze 8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone 9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt ~~10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)~~ 11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick 12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann ~~13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)~~ 14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks 15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx 16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain 17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci 18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) Lanny Barbie 19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) Devon 20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Brianna Banks Round 2: 21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Gauge 22. GoChiefs Team 2 23. OTW Team 2 Amy Reid 24. Mecca Team 2 Jayden James 25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Phoenix Marie 26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr 27. Taint Masters (Dane) Nyomi Marcela ~~28. Saccopoo Team 2~~ 29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Audrey Bitoni 30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke ~~31. Saccopoo Team 1~~ 32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain 33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton 34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) Stormy Daniels 35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Alexis Texas 38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Esperanza Gomez 39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels 40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Krystal Steal Round 3: 41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jodi Bean 42. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Mikayla Mendez 44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) 48. 69ers (Dane) 49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo) 51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo) 54. Taint Masters (Dane) 55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) 58. OTW Team 2 (OTW) 59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) 60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Round 4: 61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) 62. GoChiefs Team 2 63. OTW Team 2 64. Mecca Team 2 65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 67. Taint Masters (Dane) 68. Saccopoo Team 2 69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 71. Saccopoo Team 1 72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 73 69ers (Dane) 74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) 75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) 79. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Last edited by 'Hamas' Jenkins; 12-23-2009 at 01:00 AM..
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11-12-2009, 06:18 PM	#61
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	Excellent choice, GC. That chick has unbelievable calves. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-12-2009, 11:26 PM	#62
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $2097050	I talk with Bree Olsen on twitter all the time lol.
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11-13-2009, 07:00 PM	#64
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	Saccopoo's time has expired, and I haven't seen him around here all week. I'll give him until 9 pm CST. If he hasn't posted by then, I'll remove his teams, and we'll proceed to Kyle DeLexus' pick. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-15-2009, 10:24 AM	#65
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4093447	With DeLexus' time having expired, Cakn Patna drafts Lisa Ann. I figure this is probably better than banging Sarah Palin.
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11-15-2009, 11:30 PM	#66
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	PM Dane, 'Shun. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-16-2009, 01:08 AM	#67
Kyle DeLexus Opie and Anthony XM 105 Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10002400	PIIMB select Tera Patrick with the 11th pick of the 1st round. I honestly didn't think she would fall this far, she is probably the 2nd most recognizable porn star around next to jenna j and widely considered one of the best. While now she's getting a little old for the game at 33 she has publicly stated she will perform for 2 more years. After that she will continue to be involved in the porn community with her modeling agency and production company. She has a great exotic look that could set the world on fire. Ironically she joins a team that has a name about anal sex, yet she has only done 1 or 2 anal scenes in her career(that I know of). She has a great body that compliments her asian decent. She became single in September (if you can land her, her last husband ended up in the porn game himself) yet will still be business partners with her ex.
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11-16-2009, 06:41 AM	#68
Chiefs=Champions Training Camp Hero Join Date: Oct 2006 Casino cash: $8504801	i cant believe lela star hasnt gone yet... for shame!
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11-16-2009, 12:43 PM	#69
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	Don't forget to PM the next GM. Dane is on the clock. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-16-2009, 02:36 PM	#70
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	With the first pick of the 2009 Porno Draft, the Taint Masters select Abbey Brooks, beautiful blond pornstar. Abbey is a bigger girl, though by no means a BBW. She's an all-natural beauty with large breasts, great legs and an absolutely beautiful face. Pro's: Beautiful face, willingly does oral, anal, dp and lesbian acts. Could be a pinup model. Con's: May be too large for smaller men and hasn't shown the proclivity to lose any weight since starting her porn career. We at the Taint Masters see a bright future ahead for Ms. Brooks. Last edited by DaneMcCloud; 12-07-2012 at 01:24 AM..
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11-16-2009, 04:59 PM	#71
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7919572	With the 15th (really the 13th) pick in the 2009 CP Pr0n Draft, The Right 53, 1 Cup selects: Rachel Roxxx. Pros: Tight, athletic body. Nice ass. Full breasts. Pierced tongue. Does anal and spit roasting. Nice eyes Negatives: Breasts are a little too round. Very short stature hinders her ability to do leg work. This chick is a spray maker. Buehler is on the clock. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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11-16-2009, 10:00 PM	#73
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $1774734	With the 16th Overall pick, the Sex Panthers selects: Taylor Rain Not all that mainstream, Taylor brings a full gammot of porn performance. Wither her petite figure and adequate boobage, she is a selection the Sex Panthers can build around. Pros: Thin, real boobs, attractive face, does a wide variety of activities. Cons: Sometimes she is a bit toooo nasty, getting up there in age, won't appeal to the giant boob crowd or the ass crowd.
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11-16-2009, 11:13 PM	#75
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Hey, so what happens after the draft is complete? Hamas, are you planning to set up a voter poll, pitting one pornstar against another until one is left standing?
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