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Old 05-12-2011, 12:21 PM  
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Penis Freckle.
WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:06 PM   #61
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:13 PM   #62
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:19 PM   #63
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:38 PM   #64
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WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!

If you didnt shave. You wouldn't know it was there.
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:38 PM   #65
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:58 PM   #66
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:25 PM   #67
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:56 PM   #68
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Old 05-12-2011, 11:53 PM   #69
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mix a little antifreeze in with your jergens and liberally apply it to your lesion thrice daily for 10 days. that should completely remedy the situation
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Old 05-13-2011, 12:03 AM   #70
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:06 AM   #71
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:51 AM   #72
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:14 AM   #73
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:49 AM   #74
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