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Old 07-19-2011, 03:26 PM  
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Gladiator Round 6, Match 1 (The Championship): rooster vs. otter
In this corner, standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the commandant of the Marines, the king of the Spartans, the corona of the conquistadors, and the turk of the Gurkhas....


ROOOOOOOOOSTERRRRRRRR!

Rooster has killed people with chain saws, flame throwers, AK-47s, M-1 Garands, and a two-handed sword! And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble!


And in this corner, also standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the ninja of the samurais, der fuehrer of the Panzer SS, the ruler of the Vikings, and the chief of the Apaches....


OTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR!

Otter has killed people in the desert, inside a bouncy castle, in lava fields, on a merry go round, and in temperate forests. And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble!


This is winner take all. No mercy. Fight to the death. The winner will walk away as the greatest gladiator on chiefsplanet.

Ready?


rooster:

Chain Saw

Backup weapon: bowie knife

Special Factor: You were kneed in the groin by each of the Olsen twins (Mary Kate and Ashley) right before the match.

Time to plan: 55 seconds


otter:

Small pocket knife with instantly deadly poison coating

Backup weapon: bowie knife

Special Factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.

Time to plan: 8 seconds



Venue:

A bouncy castle (no kids present) - Starting distance: 25 feet
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:55 PM   #16
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Throw the knife. If it gets him, even a little, then Rooster is a goner. I'll take Otter.


Here is your winner....and NEWWW chiefsplanet gladiator champion....

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Old 07-19-2011, 03:55 PM   #17
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Chainsaw in a bouncey castle after two groin shots?

Yeah right.

Deadly knife quick and easy ftw.
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Old 07-19-2011, 04:22 PM   #18
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The problem I have is this... EVEN after being kneed in the groin, rooster has the massive advantage of simple holding the chainsaw out in front of him and not allowing otter to get CLOSE enough to nick him with the knife...

I'll wait for arguments, but it's gonna be tough for otter to get past the saw...
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Old 07-19-2011, 04:37 PM   #19
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:01 PM   #20
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This one is easy. Even if the saw clips otter one scratch with the pocket knife wins.

And I'm fricking tired of chain saws.
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:04 PM   #21
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Rooster, after two hard shots to the nads, has no chance to recover in time. Also, one must factor in the "prissy cheerleader." If nothing else, Otter could use her as a human shield and launch her into Rooster. While Rooster is holding "his twins" with one hand, he will have to defend against the cheerleader. Perfect time for Otter to move in for the kill.

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Old 07-19-2011, 05:12 PM   #22
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The problem I have is this... EVEN after being kneed in the groin, rooster has the massive advantage of simple holding the chainsaw out in front of him and not allowing otter to get CLOSE enough to nick him with the knife...

I'll wait for arguments, but it's gonna be tough for otter to get past the saw...
Give the cheerleader the bowie knife, and have her approach from a different direction.
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Old 07-19-2011, 06:00 PM   #23
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Not only would I cut the Olsen twins, the fat one and the skinny one, I would disable the cheerleader.

I will keep Otter at a safe distance with the saw. Any stab he makes will result in a missing part.
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Give the cheerleader the bowie knife, and have her approach from a different direction.
Unfortunately, the cheerleader won't use weapons. She only grabs and pounds with her tiny fists. Maybe she scratches and bites, too.
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Unfortunately, the cheerleader won't use weapons. She only grabs and pounds with her tiny fists. Maybe she scratches and bites, too.
That will work very well as a meat shield in front of the chainsaw. I'm thinking otter can win with just a minimal amount of maiming.
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It's going to be really ****ing hard to control that chainsaw in the bounce castle, especially with the cheerleader mucking about and groin pain.

I think it's highly likely rooster DROPS his chainsaw in all the commotion and that gives otter the advantage.
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