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Old 04-02-2009, 07:29 AM   Topic Starter
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:33 AM   #2
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:05 AM   #3
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:36 AM   #4
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:43 AM   #5
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This is why guy's hands are the one part I won't touch.
I wish there was a way I could tell the story of my ex but it is so 'out there' that it simply isn't believable.

She is definitely the coolest girl I've ever met, though.

And she is notorious for being the 'drunk girl'...that was definitely the case last night...by the time I had my clothes on after she booted me, she was definitely out cold...so naturally I pissed in her sink (because her roommates were in the living room and I didn't feel like walking by them to use their bathroom) and ditched out through the window...

If I had a nickel for everytime I pissed in that sink...
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:36 AM   #6
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:45 AM   #7
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Your finger will fall off tomorrow.
No way...

I just woke up and posted this thread because I am pretty happy about accomplishing my goal...

But before I posted this thread, I washed the shit out of my hands...I woke up with my hand near my face and cheeeese and rice...
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:56 AM   #8
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No way...

I just woke up and posted this thread because I am pretty happy about accomplishing my goal...
I do smell something.

I smells me a steam engine full of bad karma turning the bend in your direction...
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:02 AM   #9
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I do smell something.

I smells me a steam engine full of bad karma turning the bend in your direction...
I think he's completely aware of the fact that pictures of his penis are someday going to be used in studies during high school Sex Ed classes.

I think he's cool with it.
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:08 AM   #10
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I think he's completely aware of the fact that pictures of his penis are someday going to be used in studies during high school Sex Ed classes.

I think he's cool with it.
Well girl thread is about isn't much of a whore...I was her #5...#4 was a 2 minute thing...and she had been with a dude she met at ISU as a freshmen for the 2.5 years she was here prior to me (and that dude was a virgin before her)...

She was always really disturbed that I didn't know how many people I have had sex with...a lot of my friends keep lists...I don't know a lot of names let alone numbers...

I always liked the dude she dated for such a long time because he was her best friend/obsessive stalker who pretty much kept her from doing guys so I'm pretty disturbed #6 is now in the picture and she apparently likes him sooooo much...

I'm the one who tells her about the girls I hook up with after her NOT the other way around...I'm going to scope out new guy next time I see her at the bar (probably tonight)...even though she said she deleted his number because blah blah blah but I know how guys work...
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Do you know what its technically called when you have sex with a girl that is too drunk to make rational decisions?

You can't come off as much more of a dumbass, so you might as well go ahead and tell "the unbelievable story".

You have a drunken orgy with an Alien?
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:52 AM   #12
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Do you know what its technically called when you have sex with a girl that is too drunk to make rational decisions?

You can't come off as much more of a dumbass, so you might as well go ahead and tell "the unbelievable story".

You have a drunken orgy with an Alien?
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:54 AM   #13
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Do you know what its technically called when you have sex with a girl that is too drunk to make rational decisions?

You can't come off as much more of a dumbass, so you might as well go ahead and tell "the unbelievable story".

You have a drunken orgy with an Alien?
Hahahaha.

Dude when I used to actually date this girl...I'd come home in the mornings and tell my friends...

"Dude guys, she was so drunk last night it felt like I was raping her..."

She wasn't in that mode last night...it was around midnight and I had just sat down in the booth she was in and we started talking (hadn't talked in months, we usually just ignore one another)...and within minutes we walked out the door and headed to her place...

She was the one who sent her roommate to me and asked if I wanted to have sex with her...

I also learned last night that I am no longer 5 of 5...I am now 5 of 6 and she really likes the new guy but she thinks the new guy played her...
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:24 AM   #14
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:18 AM   #15
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