So I set out for one goal last night...

[Hootie]

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[ChiTown]

I'm thinking you are pretty much a douche bag, but that's just me......

[seclark]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

I'm thinking you are pretty much a douche bag, but that's just me......

no, it's not just you.
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[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by seclark

no, it's not just you.
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Well, just so you know, I was completely willing to carry the flag alone into this battle.

[easymobee]

So if your friends know of the planet and you are planning on showing the skeez in question this thread. How long until the events of last wednesday night make it back to the absentee bf?

Trying to get laid from an ex with a drinking problem, not neccasarily a bad idea.

Posting it, horrible idea.

Also, I know something like chocolate/vanilla can be funny amongst the right group of friends, but it is definately not humorous when shared with the general (sober) public. No matter how hard it may have made you and your friends laugh.
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[Hootie]

Dude, she knows she's ridiculous. She is an awesome girl to hang out with...funny/doesn't bitch about anything/loves to drink/laughs at everything I do (super important because I'm hilarious)...

Easily one of the coolest girls I've hung around...smelly vag isn't the norm for her, and it really doesn't bother me anyways. Some girls tend to have issues down there, some do sometimes, and others never do...or so I've learned.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by easymobee

So if your friends know of the planet and you are planning on showing the skeez in question this thread. How long until the events of last wednesday night make it back to the absentee bf?

Trying to get laid from an ex with a drinking problem, not neccasarily a bad idea.

Posting it, horrible idea.

Also, I know something like chocolate/vanilla can be funny amongst the right group of friends, but it is definately not humorous when shared with the general (sober) public. No matter how hard it may have made you and your friends laugh.
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I see what you're saying...

But my drunk friends and I, as much as it makes you all cringe, don't really give a shit about people we don't know in a bar.

I know when people do ridiculous things around us, as long as it's funny, we find it hilarious. Sure, not everyone shares the same ridiculous sense of humor that we have, but truly, I don't care.

The really cool thing is...my roommate is the head bouncer at the bar, and my other roommate is a bartender, and we know everyone, and it's a pretty popular bar...and the above gives me free reign to do whatever I want. AND THAT MAKES ME A HAPPY PANDA BEAR.

[The Bad Guy]

You're 24 and not graduated yet?

[The Bad Guy]

Claythan is an attention whore, but Hootie is very close.

Who posts stories like this to strangers on the internet? Most of us have wild college stories, but the only people who give a shit about them are people directly connected to the story.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Claythan is an attention whore, but Hootie is very close.

Who posts stories like this to strangers on the internet? Most of us have wild college stories, but the only people who give a shit about them are people directly connected to the story.

After reading the last couple of paragraphs, it looks to me like an attempt to validate masculinity, albeit in a childish sort of way.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

You're 24 and not graduated yet?

Hey now, that hurts................well, I was actually getting my MBA at that time, so that probably doesn't count.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

I'm thinking you are pretty much a douche bag, but that's just me......

I'm ok with that.

I really enjoy my friends and my day-to-day life, I like it enough to share it with ChiefsPlanet.com...of course I know the prude 40+ crowd who haven't had a truly fun and exciting night for over a decade is going to try and put me in my place...that's half the fun.

My mother asked me what I wanted for Christmas last year...and then she ended up paying for the 5 city ordinance violations for me that I had put off for over a year...that's love. If it doesn't bother my mom that her underachieving 23 year old son is a drunk delinquent, it doesn't bother me!

[easymobee]

I check into the planet sparingly these days, is gochiefs still a virgin?
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[Hootie]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

You're 24 and not graduated yet?

Not quite 24, but yeah...

I never had great study habits...high school was easy and I half-assed through it was a staggering 2.3 GPA...I simply tested into ISU with a decent ACT (not like ISU is hard to get in to)...

Well I got paired with the wrong roommates freshmen year and lasted a semester before I realized if I didn't drop my classes, I'd pretty much **** myself hardcore when it was all said and done.

So I took three semesters off.

Three wonderful semesters. I'm really in no hurry. The last thing I want to do is start a real job.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Hootie

My mother asked me what I wanted for Christmas last year...and then she ended up paying for the 5 city ordinance violations for me that I had put off for over a year...that's love. If it doesn't bother my mom that her underachieving 23 year old son is a drunk delinquent, it doesn't bother me!

OK, that's awesome.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

After reading the last couple of paragraphs, it looks to me like an attempt to validate masculinity, albeit in a childish sort of way.

Dude, I can throw a baseball 80 MPH and I'm a 50 in Halo.

Do you really think I need to prove anything? Those two stats alone obviously make me, not only a man, but THE man.